Definitely Treats.
I need a nap.
The black vinyl and the leather studs and the spandex and the leashes and the women and the drinks and the women and the short skirts and the drinks and did I mention the black vinyl and Jimbo kissing girls and girls kissing girls and Jimbo kissing more girls and who's hand is that on my ass now and I can't believe we didn't get arrested and are you SURE you are only nineteen and did you SEE that girl and oh-my-god and sure I want your phone number and I definitely want your number and I promise I will call you and what party are we going to now and how many strippers do you think are in this room and did you see the Lamborghini parked outside and spank me again and the sun is coming up and where are my pants and I can't believe I have to do this AGAIN tonight.
I definitely need a nap.
Don't believe me? This is just from the FIRST party.
Comments
Jim, you have WAY too much fun! There you are with all these gorgeous, perfectly tanned, perfectly toned, fabulous women..... I'm not sure I'm going to believe you anymore when you post that you aren't "gettin' any" . Seems to me, you're getting more than I have in the last 5 years!!!
Posted by: kg | November 1, 2003 02:52 PM
It truly is disconcerting to see that piggy-tailed guy in a pink bikini top.
Posted by: April | November 1, 2003 05:52 PM
Saying: shyeah...that doesn't look so fun.
Thinking: Damn, I'm insanely jealous. Hot party chicks are where it's at. Ah well, at least I'm only few clicks away from porn.
Posted by: slap | November 1, 2003 07:51 PM
I thought my party was ridiculously off the hook, but yours takes the cake, my friend. Jimbo, you make me proud.
how's the recovery coming along?
Posted by: peter | November 2, 2003 11:12 AM
Damn, where was this party?!
Posted by: Kim | November 2, 2003 12:50 PM
Mmmmmmm - lurrvvvvvv a boy in a collar, it just does things for me!
Posted by: cassie | November 3, 2003 02:34 AM
cassie, the "things" it does for you - i'm not sure if that scares the living shit out of me or just really turns me on.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | November 3, 2003 11:56 AM
It's the combination of "scaring the living shit out of you" and "really turns me on" that is the beauty of pleasure meeting pain my sweet ;p
Posted by: cassie | November 4, 2003 05:13 AM
SoCal has its advantages. This is one of them... ;)
Dig the Roy costume the one guy was wearing, with the stuffed tiger and all.
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | November 4, 2003 07:55 AM
Well, you look like you were well taken care of! ;)
Posted by: cee | November 4, 2003 09:08 AM