Flying the Surly Skies.
Over 700 people have found my humble, family-friendly little blog looking for pics of nude flight attendants.
This surprises me, and not because I had never written about naked flight attendants. And not because people want to see naked pics either. Lord knows I love a bare body on my laptop - uh, so to speak. I'm surprised because they want to see flight attendants. Have any of these people BEEN on an airplane in the last few years?
At 100+ flights a year, trust me when I tell you that unless you are flying Hooters Air, this isn't a talent pool that you generally want to see naked. Unless of course you are into unattractive gay men or unfriendly women in squeaky shoes. Sure I have seen the occasional hottie pushing a drink cart, but it's no longer a common sight in the friendly skies.
Comments
The European airlines are much better. Virgin Atlantic is almost all um, virginal-looking young hotties. British Airways and KLM are also very nice.
Posted by: dangerboy | November 13, 2003 02:24 PM
I concur, the European airlines are full of hotties. I just flew Aer Lingus (Irish airline) a few weeks ago and was quite impressed with the supreme hotness that was their flight attendant staff.
Posted by: Kat | November 13, 2003 06:00 PM
i like the Xanax-laced apple juice the flight attendants give out on Northwest. then everything seems wonderful.
Posted by: brent | November 13, 2003 07:33 PM
I actually have a friend named Skye (male)who is a flight attendant. He's about as yummy as they come too. Think clean-cut meat-eating climber. I'll fly the friendly skies with him any time.
Posted by: Malisa | November 14, 2003 11:53 AM
of course, by blogging about naked flight attendants you've now virtually guaranteed yourself a top spot in the Google rankings.
a self-fulfilling prophesy, I suppose, though admittedly not as fulfilling as having an actual naked flight attendant on your laptop.
Posted by: peter | November 17, 2003 01:24 PM
I would love to find a website that does Nude Flight Attendant shots.
Posted by: Joe | December 11, 2003 01:56 PM