He scares me.
So does anybody else think Jacko looks remarkably like Skeletor wearing a wig?
I wonder if he makes the kids dress up as He-Man and Teela.
Ok, so that was poor taste, but I think at this point, everything is fair game with Michael.
On a related note, what parent on the planet would actually let their children near this guy? Most people in America won't let their kids talk to their neighbors unsupervised, but they will let them spend the night with the crotch-grabbing albino sleestack in a Prince Valliant wig? What the hell are they thinking?



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That seems to be the question being asked today LOL I wrote about the same thing today on my blog, as did some others that I came across.
I can't believe parents would actually put their kids in a predicament like that - pretty selfish! I also don't care who he is, I have a problem with even sending my kids to a place called Neverland!
Posted by: Kim | November 20, 2003 03:02 AM
it is amazing that parents would still allow their children to be potentially put in harm's way, after everything that has been known about this guy.
Posted by: brent | November 20, 2003 06:54 AM
he's rich and famous, normal rules do not apply.
btw, am i the only one having trouble with comment cookies lately?
Posted by: heather | November 20, 2003 07:41 AM
*crotch-grabbing sleestack in a Prince Valliant wig*
You owe me new shorts.
And a new chair.
Posted by: Kelly | November 20, 2003 07:55 AM
Was that a "Land of the Lost" reference I caught there?
Posted by: Ed | November 20, 2003 08:01 AM
I seriously want to know the same thing. I don't care how famous a person is, what idiot puts their child in that situation?
And where do I sign up for a new keyboard? Mine is now wearing sticky mocha frappuccino, spewed for the same reason as Kelly (and you KNOW ones the keys get sticky the keyboard is shot Jimbo), if she scores pants and a chair, I want a keyboard. Ergonomic. :)
Is there anyone taking bets that he'll be attempting suicide before they take him in?
Posted by: Crazy Girl | November 20, 2003 08:09 AM
Money? Some parents are crazy enough for that.
Those parents should be charged with negligence or worse, child endangerment.
Posted by: cavedweller | November 20, 2003 08:53 AM
I've always been fond of MJ in a weird, pitying sort of way, but fucking children is entirely unforgivable.
Posted by: Lilli | November 20, 2003 09:19 AM
my FI and i were just talking about that same thing last night, cavedweller. those parents need to be held responsible in some way. or maybe those parents were messed with when they were little kids and are screwed up themselves...
Posted by: kristin | November 20, 2003 09:41 AM
i assume no responsibility for either temporary urinary incontinance or the rapid expulsion of coffee or other beverages from your nasal passages.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | November 20, 2003 10:05 AM
Any parent who has left their children alone with him after the 1993 lawsuit is irresponsible/stupid.
Posted by: cavedweller | November 20, 2003 10:21 AM
The parents of these kids are despicable and naive.
The parents perceive Jacko's dollar signs (even though the man is in debt up to his teeny surgically ironed-out sleestak eyeballs).
Posted by: red | November 20, 2003 11:49 AM
Orco says: How do you know when it is bedtime at Michael Jacksons house?
He-man says: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Posted by: Monkey | November 22, 2003 12:12 PM