"More importantly, her most recent post has convinced me that I am never, EVER going to get pregnant."

You weren't convinced before? Are you not telling us something?

could you handle the swollen feet and ankles, the constant need to empty your bladder, the cravings for gawd only knows what...

plus..do you think you'd look good in a maternity bra? ;)

could you handle the swollen feet and ankles, the constant need to empty your bladder, the cravings for gawd only knows what...

plus..do you think you'd look good in a maternity bra? ;)

I, for one, think Jim would look quite fetching in a maternity bra, but I could be mistaken.

And seriously, I am glad that she is telling it like it is so that everyone will be warned about the dangers involved in procreation. When I was pregnant, I was fortunate enough to avoid any ass problems, but the nausea, waddling, and oh yeah, the giant incision into my uterus kind of sucked.

So, Jim, in conclusion, I recommend that you definitely avoid becoming pregnant and instead trick some broad into doing it for you.

You mean, if I disagreed and told you I think Melly is the best writer on the internet, you'd tell me I was wrong?

I dare you.

Jim it says a great deal about you that you can see the brilliance in spite of the fact that you are not, and never will be, pregnant.

I am pregnant and when I read that I thought: God help me...I wish I hadn't read that. Her warning came too late.

But perhaps it is not too late for someone else. She not only writes well but she may save thousands.

Who is Melly? I think either Quesera or More than Donuts is the best.

Not to worry Jim; not everyone gets them. In fact I've had 4 pregnancies and didn't get a single one. I had very little nausea in the morning etc. in fact all my pregnancies were pretty good. The pain comes after and it generally lasts about 18 years!

don, http://ordinarymorning.net

and yvonne, you're wrong.

but i still love you melly.

You kiss so much of her ass, you practically have the hemorrhoids yourself.

i totally accept that criticism. but i maintain my position that she is the best WRITER (note i didn't say blogger) on the net.

and one more time people, annonymous commenting is for pussys. i got the balls to hang my opinions out there for you to fire back at me, have the balls to do the same.

Personally, I think it's a tie between Dooce and Jen of http://jenfu.net

I feared those. Never got them. Or the hairy belly. Or the varicose veins. But I did pee a little in my pants once. Boy, was that funny.

I'm not wrong. I just disagree. And I'm not just saying it because she's my best friend. Hello? Did you not read her sexual romp with Dr.Phil???

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