40% off? I'm just tingly with excitement.
I hate to admit this, but I'm spoiled. I'm not just a travel snob. I'm a retail snob.
I've just been shopping in San Francisco again. You know you have too many choices when you have to schedule a DAY just to get through a Macy's. Everywhere but the sole exception of NYC else just pales by comparison in terms of selection.
Sure, I had to blow an afternoon wandering around the men's store, but hot damn, I look good in this suit.
Trust me when I tell you that right now, you want me. Bad.
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God I love San Francisco. I had a great time at this place: Tommy's Mexican Restaurant. Every tequila a boy or girl could want. I was there a few weeks ago, and I think I may have left some for you. (See Nov. 22 entry. It's all a little blurry...)
Posted by: XDM | December 12, 2003 07:09 PM
Believe me when I say that I have a very vivid imagination. Really. You're quite.. flexible as far as my brain is concerned. However, I think we all deserve to see pictures of you in the aforementioned suit, because I bet even my imagination isn't doing it justice.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Kat | December 12, 2003 07:41 PM
I'm agreeing with Kat here.
In fact, my imagination is more vivid - I am picturing a little marketing thing - little pin the clothes on Jimbo.
I see him coming with some latex pants, some little leather shorts, a dog collar, a suit, and some boxer shorts.
I wonder if Cafe Press does those.... hmmmm
Posted by: cassie | December 12, 2003 08:14 PM
But I think for most of your female (perhaps some male) readers, the suit is only the cherry on top of the actual dessert. Really, even at 40% off.
Posted by: Rayne | December 12, 2003 08:47 PM
I'm gonna barf.
Posted by: melly | December 12, 2003 09:57 PM
get kicked out of Macy's for sporting the damn birtday suit again?!? (put some pants on for christsake... er... or not)
Posted by: dvl | December 12, 2003 10:13 PM
*hands melly a sick bag*
Posted by: cassie | December 13, 2003 06:36 AM
Coffee just sprayed out my nose, FYI.
Posted by: Crazy Jane | December 13, 2003 02:49 PM
The last time I shopped in San Francisco, some homeless guy followed me into the store and was following me around inside the store, screaming at me until the store security finally escorted him away... after several minutes.
Posted by: Keith | December 13, 2003 07:18 PM
last time i was shopping in SF a homeless guy asked for $$$ and i said if he could name the brand of my shoes he could have $50. he couldn't. they were armani. hah. now, picture post of the suit.
Posted by: tassy | December 13, 2003 08:24 PM
just to set the record straight, none of you will EVER see me in leather shorts.
i don't care how much tequilla is involved.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | December 14, 2003 12:26 AM
No tequila - just baby oil, and candle wax.
I'll bring them to Burning Man for you.
Posted by: cassie | December 14, 2003 09:01 PM