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Who is on YOUR list?

You know that old "Friends" episode about the celebrities you would be allowed to sleep with should the opportunity present itself? Most people I know have a list like that. What's funny about it, however, is that MANY of the women I know have Angelina Jolie on their list of celebs they most want to fuck - usually right behind George Clooney and Johnny Depp. Is it her personality? That dangerous grrl power combined with a sultry femininity? That body? The over-ripe forbidden fruit of her lips? Or is it the suspicion that if you told her about your dirtiest, nastiest, most secret sexual fantasy, the one with the rubber gloves, the Cool Whip and the bunny outfit, she would be like, "Ok."


Comments

I think most guys want Johnny Depp. What do you think?

femmes i would not kick out of bed include Isabella Rossellini and Juliette Binoche.... and your friend Ling.

Angelina - more attitude than anything else
Johnny Depp
Eddie Vedder - oh baby
and many more...

Janet Reno
Madeline Albright
Paris Hilton

angelina jolie's lips remind me of a moon bounce. not on my list.

johnny depp is hot, but so is kyan from queer eye. you know it, don't play it off.

i've always had a thing for christina ricci. not the addams family ricci, you sick bastard, more like fear and loathing. and thora birch as the girl she played in ghost world.

my fifth person would be drew barrymore. i'm noticing a child star-turned-serious actress theme here...

Benicio Del Toro. I'd give him a hip fracture.

Oh. Dear. God. Angelina Jolie. It's everything. Everything. She tops my list. Before the boys even. No offense to the Leo's and Brad's of the world... but uh, you don't have THAT. :::sigh:::
~Aimee

MMmmm Angelina Jolie....all attitude. I have to go with Drew Berrymore for the same reason. There is just something about that bad girl image. As for men, I go for large guys. At just under 5', I go for the power thing.

Not really into Angelina myself. And unlike Ross, the list shouldn't be laminated....it's subject to change.
1. Matthew Brodrick.
2. Matthew Macoughnehy (sp?)
3. Eddie Vedder (great minds, Cassie)
4. Colin Firth (rrrrrrrrrrr......)
5. David Gray (Oh, baby)

I think Angelina is very sexy. Yes. She's in my Top 5 females I'd like to mess with - but she doesn't beat Joan Jett. Nobody beats Joan Jett in my book.

I have never found Johnny Depp sexy though ... Perhaps because he's too pretty.

But Ewan McGregor? That is a completely different story...

I dunno--I would pick Charlize Theron because everyone should defile the girl-next-door. Anyone can get the whore to be bad, but seriously, it takes a village--if you know what I mean. And Charlize has awesome legs.

I think if I got my name and picture in enough places, girls would want to do me too, just 'cuz. So, let's start with this comment on this blog and see if the offers pour in...

well


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I would do Johnny Depp, I love the 'bad boy' look! Speaking of bad boy, I think Nicolas Cage would be on my list of 'to do's'!

The only thing I would let Paris Hilton do is clean the kitty litter out and bring me beer!

Eddie Vedder - the long haired period though

1. Sam Shepard - the fit of his jeans is staggering
2. Viggo Mortensen - especially in that costume
3. I'll see your Colin Firth (grrrr), and raise you one Jeremy Northam and an Aaron Eckhart.
4. Adrian Brody - please, god.
5. Trent Reznor - just keep his mouth shut.

Angelina Jolie? Nope. Girls in general? Nope.

Angelina Jolie doesn't do it for me.
Nicole Kidman, however, is divine.

I don't do the girl thing. And as for Angelina, whenever she's in a movie, I never know who is the lead character; her lips, her breats or her. Seriously, have you seen tomb raider?

Okay, as for my list, I have to go with
1) John Cusack - is there anyone more adorable?
2) Ewan MacGregor (more from Moulin Rouge than from his trainspotting days)
3)Colin Firth (from Pride&Prejudice, not circle of friends)

oh, and if I could pick anyone from any time period, I'm gonna have to mention Paul Newman (SO hot in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof) and Sean Connery from those old James Bond Movies.

Hmmm... seems I may have a thing for a man in a kilt.....

i think the whole angelina jolie appeal is the fact that no matter how bad your previous experiences(sexually) were...she can come back with "...well yea...but i slept with a guy named Billy-Bob.."

1. Adrian Paul (with short hair)
2. Colin Farrell (with hair not bald a la daredevil)
3. Matthew McConaughey (with the bongo drums)
4. the lead singer of Dishwalla.. (can't remember his name)
5. Chris Issaak (just YUM!)

It's all of the above on A.J. and she's #1 on my list, Eminem is #2, and if we have to go back to actors Nick Cage and Bruce Willis are following.

:P

I'm amazed that nobody mentioned Gisele Bundshen...the most amazing tall and leggy super model at Victoria's Secret. Did I mention that she's amazing?
But I'm not saying I want to do her....I just want to be her.
*Not that I'm not fabulous enough myself!*

I don't get the Angelia thing either. She's too skinny and just far too weird. I think a lot of people interpret her behavior as being all tough, and that's what attracts girls to her. I don't see it that way--I just think she seems too weird and too agressive.

I was playing this same game with a friend, except it was , "When you travel back in time..."

His list included Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth and a young Marlon Brando. To which I raised an eyebrow.
"Well, you know. If there HAD to be a guy in the list."

For me: Audrey Hepburn, Greta Garbo, Heddy Lamar, Rita Hayworth and, of course, Angleina Jolie.

What? My lips have a rival???

Why, Jimbo. Sweetie. YOU'RE at the top of my list, of course!

(You can send me that $20 later...)

I think we should get a top 5 women *and* a top 5 men... and then maybe a top 5 couples. There are people that by themselves, I could pass up on - but as a threesome, ohhhh no - bring em on, baby.

But no, Angelina thank you. If I just got a top 5, though, it'd be:

James Spader
Johnny Depp
Liv Tyler
Kyle MacLachlan
Michelle Pfeiffer

...and Jeremy Northam, John Cusack, Halle Berry.... and so on, and so on....

I recently saw *Gia*, a made for TV from '98. As Gia, Jolie appears naked and has a totally different body from the *Tomb Raider* days. Very, VERY hot.

Margaret Mead ... well, Jimbo, someone had to say it!

Angeline seems vulnerable and fragile to me. I would want to make her feel loved. Maybe that's just me though.

As someone who has had tons of lesbian sex dreams lately (pregnancy hormones?) I can't figure out why they all contain blondes--they are not my thing. But the thing is: In my lesbian sex dreams the girl I sleep with is not into rubber gloves. She's always a sweet angel. Seriously. It's very romantic.

And I'd never use cool whip. Yuck. Really, if you can't be bothered to use a mixer and fresh cream it's just not worth it at all.

Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Trent Reznor
Tegan (of Tegan and Sara)
and maybe Thom Yorke, if he danced first

But the thing about celebrity women (and I guess men as well) is that they're too "perfect" looking. I think I would rather have real people than someone who has to be made up for hours before they are willing to be seen.

Ewan McGregor all the way. If I could have him I wouldn't need any others. : )



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