The signature from an email from Heather , who totally rules by the way (in the off chance you didn't know that already). Even if she is Canadian.

"...all new feelings worth their salt eventually mess up your hair."

Yep. The power of the internet. I can be the subject of highly "tactile" and mildly erotic dreams in people I haven't actually met. For the record, Heather, you can have any feelings you want with me dear. I promise they won't mess up my hair. Your hair, on the other hand, is something different entirely.

And in other mildly erotic technological adventures today, you know your life isn't quite as bad as you make it out to be when especially hot women in far away places IM you from their bathtubs and ask you why you are not there to help them wash their backs (and NO I'm not posting any screen shots - yet). Wireless technology rules!

God I love the internet.