Dooce Deuce Dookie.
Yep. I'm NEVER having babies. I want to keep my ass intact. This is why I'm never going to prison, regardless of how hot I look in an orange jumpsuit. But Dooce , please, please keep breeding. I promise to send you a lifetime supply of Tucks if you just keep sharing your stories and subsequently making me laugh so hard that I need some for myself. Seriously. Who else could write about vaginal tears and volcanic hemhorroids and still make you laugh? Nobody. Heather, you rule. Even if you can't actually sit on your throne.
Comments
*cringe*
makes me glad I'm not "equipped" that way..
Posted by: Jon | February 9, 2004 06:19 PM
Makes me all too happy to have had my C-section with the twins!!!!!
Posted by: Amy | February 10, 2004 08:22 AM
The last sentence of her post is absolutely classic.
Posted by: red | February 10, 2004 09:54 AM
Come on, Jim, don't give up! Having babies isn't so bad. You could wind up lucky like me and have a c-section, which left me with super-cool staples in my abdomen! And as we all know, chicks dig men with flesh staples.
Posted by: Kat | February 10, 2004 11:14 AM
i'm not sure if this was helpful or if i'm going to have to go get a coathanger out of the closet.
Posted by: tassy | February 11, 2004 09:27 AM
tassy, i think that wins as most disgusting comment in DC history.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | February 16, 2004 03:21 PM