Here's the rub.
Only because I don't think my telling this story will make it any funnier than the transcript. Or more, uh, stimulating.
TMJ: anal sex advice on love line tonight
TMJ: love the love line
TMJ: drew is a personal hero of mine
BMW: haha, "go slow" and "relax"
TMJ: lol
TMJ: so i am told
BMW: mix some Vicks into the lube
TMJ: OMG
BMW: it's like speeding down the slopes at Mammoth! Cool and refreshing!
Ah, the things you learn on the internet.
Comments
Vicks? That idiot didn't know what she was talking about. That shit burns. And don't use conditioner either. Same result...tried it at the gym. Just stick with Wet brand lube.
Posted by: jimbo | February 17, 2004 06:29 AM
What is you use Vicks AND bite into a York Peppermint Pattie at the same time during anal sex?
Posted by: sid | February 17, 2004 06:39 AM
Vicks bad. Very bad.
So I'm told.
Posted by: Mark | February 17, 2004 07:15 AM
Maybe someone should let Vicks know about that tagline for marketing purposes.
Posted by: jaden | February 17, 2004 08:47 AM
at least jaden got the joke.
Information presented by BMW is for comedic purposes only, and is not a substitute for medical, sexual or mental health advice or treatment for specific medical or psycho-sexualogical conditions. You should seek prompt medical care for any specific health issues, and consult your physician before starting a new sex/lube regimen.
Posted by: brent | February 17, 2004 09:24 AM
you know--anal is the new black.
plus-you have to love anything that becomes a fad after years of people saying NO WAY to it. Even though they were workin the back door anyways.
Posted by: sabrina_c | February 17, 2004 01:26 PM
Wet (tm) lubricant rules all.
Maybe some Vicks Vaporub to help you breathe whilst you gasp for air...
Posted by: tassy | February 17, 2004 05:48 PM
Tassy: I never thought of it that way...perhaps while eating ass that would help, as my nose gets all stuffed up with my salivating and rooting about. But then I might get Vicks in my eyes, and that would burn too.
Posted by: jimbo | February 18, 2004 10:40 AM
oh my god, we are done here aren't we??
Posted by: brent | February 18, 2004 09:58 PM
hey, YOU started this!
and yes, i really hope we are done.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | February 18, 2004 11:01 PM