Must be something in the water.
Not to be too insensitive, but when the hottest woman I know messaged me and told me that she is pregnant, I wasn't sure whether I should have been delighted or depressed that the baby isn't mine. I'm certainly not ready to be a dad or anything so profoundly life changing, but it also means that it's not me having sex with her either.
Regardless, I wish her and her baby only the best. Although it's gonna take me a while to get used to maternity lingerie when we chat.
Comments
Can you pass congrats along to the mother-to-be? Could it be Tassy, of the enhanced boobies?
Need pix of the developments!
Posted by: DeeGee | February 10, 2004 03:51 PM
Congrats to the mom, whoever she is. Thankfully though, it isn't possible for it to be in my water ever again!
As far as the maternity lingirie Jim, unfortunately by the end, comfort wins over style and sex appeal...most end up in the granny panties eventually.
Posted by: Amy | February 10, 2004 04:33 PM
Bullshit. Granny panties are completely unnecessary. I wore string bikinis throughout. Of course, no one needs to know that, let alone, dear god, picture it in their heads, but someone has to dispel that myth, and that comma-happy ho is me.
Posted by: melly | February 10, 2004 06:35 PM
I hope it isn't Tassy. What would baby have to drink?
Posted by: April | February 10, 2004 09:04 PM
i will still be wearing bikinis this summer thank you. my baby will drink milk of course.
Posted by: tassy | February 11, 2004 09:23 AM