Orlando's Magic.
You know it's a bad thing when you can actually SMELL the tap water.
This is the only place I know with water so bad that ice cubes ruin a Coke. Coke!
I swear I would rather drink from the toilet in a Mexican bus station.
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You know it's a bad thing when you can actually SMELL the tap water.
This is the only place I know with water so bad that ice cubes ruin a Coke. Coke!
I swear I would rather drink from the toilet in a Mexican bus station.
Comments
argh, been there (orlando)...and i swear to christ i can still taste exactly what you're describing...
it's almost like someone took of their sweaty socks after an all-night dance-a-thon and then filtered your drinking water through it, ya?
Posted by: br | February 22, 2004 09:57 PM
Eeew...DC water just kills my fish in my aquarium is all. But I'm starting to crave lead and cadmium for some reason.
Posted by: jimbo | February 23, 2004 06:46 AM
Been to Orlando several times on business. That's why it's hard to get a good meal in O-town. The funk permeates everything.
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | February 23, 2004 07:37 AM
Dude, you so brought it back for me. Rotten eggs! What an appetite killer.
Posted by: SJ | February 23, 2004 10:02 AM
you must be on the west side of town..closer to the parks. gotta love corporate disney and the way they have maintained their responsibility for a cleaner environment
the northeastern side isn't quite as funkfilled
Posted by: ladymidori | February 23, 2004 11:51 AM
That does sound scarier than D.C. water. Yikes!
It's too bad you're not there a month from now, when spring hits and all the flowers go crazy. Then you could witness the Orlando bloom. (duck)
Posted by: sid | February 23, 2004 12:23 PM
dude, the mexican bus station bit is just so wrong. i think my stomach just lurched.
Posted by: unmute | February 24, 2004 12:09 PM
It's the entire southeast. It's like that in Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana. Imagine being pregnant and going through morning sickness. I had to shower and drink at some point.
(Blech! It still makes me sick.)
Posted by: Heather #2 | February 24, 2004 07:05 PM
heather, i am NEVER getting pregnant in the south. this i promise.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | February 27, 2004 08:42 AM