Potty people.
I think "keep yourself fuckable" is just about the nicest thing anyone has told me in closing a chat conversation. Really. Think about it. It's way more honest than a "take care" or "be good." Sure it's crass, but frankly, so am I. And if you are visiting my dirty little corner of the internet regularly, I'm willing to bet you are too. I may have a potty mouth, but I'll just blame it on the water here in Orlando cause it sure tastes like it comes from the toilet.
I know I haven't had a lot to say in the last few days, but honest, I have been crazy busy. I've been home for maybe three days in ten, I've had to deal with renting the room and buying a house and paying my bills and a new job and two dates and now I'm in the oh-so-lovely city of Orlando for a conference, and honestly the only reason you are getting this right now is because the convention center has wireless access and I needed a break between the sessions.
So I'm sure I'll have something of substance to write about later with all the activity and all the recent changes and all the reasons I still have to bitch about Bush. I still have tales to tell, but, really, for the first time in a long time I have to spend a bit more time "working" than blogging. So bear with me for at least a few more days. Or at least until I have an evening free and a few hours to get to writing again. So until then, keep yourself fuckable too.
Comments
Honey, that ship has sailed.
Posted by: melly | February 23, 2004 01:55 PM
what's this new job business? have I missed something?
Posted by: peter | February 23, 2004 03:14 PM
delicious
Posted by: jaden | February 23, 2004 03:43 PM
Right back at ya, babe. Keep it warm. And drink Aquafina.
Posted by: Rayne | February 23, 2004 04:32 PM
Didn't you ever drink the water in Phoenix. Wait---L.A.? L.A.'s water is completely disgusting. Orlando's must be hideous.
I don't know...'fuckable'...are we not all fuckable? As long as you live you are technically fuckable. But I suppose what it means is: Continue to be someone I would like to fuck.
In one way, it's like saying 'don't die!' That used to be my joke send off to people but I think not everyone got it.
Posted by: miel | February 23, 2004 10:20 PM
he he... that assumes I was fuckable in the first place. How about closing with "Get yourself fuckable first, then we'll talk" instead? :}
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | February 24, 2004 08:30 AM
it seems i've confused everyone with my made up words again. jimbo, i just wanted to let you know with some other wording that i still want to fuck you. hope that clears things up a bit.
Posted by: tassy | February 24, 2004 09:39 AM
people. it's all about being desireable and feeling wanted. it's a good feeling to have. especially if you have massive self image issues. like, oh, someone like me.
and seriously, when someone like tassy wants you, trust me when i say that's a REALLY good feeling to have.
i'm gonna need some private time now.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | February 27, 2004 08:42 AM