Trojan Man.
Thanks for protecting me George!
Those damn homosexuals getting hitched is such a threat to my reality and my future and my ability to eventually enjoy the benefits and sanctity of marriage. Please, by all means, let's burn some legislative cycles in an election year during a time of war in a down economy with Osama still taking aim at our citizens.
Seriously, George. That whole gay marriage thing. I need that constitutional condom to protect me from it. It's a load off my mind. Cause really, it's those pesky gay people I need protection from most of all.
One quick question though: Who's gonna protect me from you?
Comments
no one is, that's the biggest farce of it all.
Posted by: tassy | February 25, 2004 06:12 AM
"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - Mark Twain
No one can protect you from him.
Posted by: Chuck | February 25, 2004 06:37 AM
GGGGRRRR! I risk imprisonment for what I'm feeling right now towards Bush.
Posted by: brent | February 25, 2004 07:02 AM
snipers
Posted by: dvl | February 25, 2004 08:10 AM
Great post!
Posted by: Kim | February 25, 2004 09:30 AM
There's a little saying in German that I think is rather appropriate for Bush:
"Gegen Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
Translated, it means: "In the fight against stupidity, even the Gods are powerless."
Let's just hope the voters are not.
Posted by: peter | February 25, 2004 12:24 PM
I think the gay community should stage the Million Fag March. Everyone would convene on Capital Hill and have these lusty make out sessions and confront Dubya and his stupid "ick" factor.
Posted by: mia | February 25, 2004 04:00 PM
better yet, how about a revolt, army entirely comprised of gay people?
Posted by: tassy | February 25, 2004 04:19 PM
tassy, but camoflauge is so last season.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | February 27, 2004 08:38 AM
jimbo, i know but you don't seem to mind my camo, granted i'm only half homo but i think they new season should bring militant gay men in pink berets tying up staunch bush supporters and making them watch the anal penetration. i don't think this idea would work as well with the lesbians, as most of the closet republicans would be too turned on to remember to change their votes.
Posted by: tassy | February 27, 2004 10:07 AM
I think that bush is a idiot and i'am a GAY man and a GAY Jurnalist I love all men even if they have HARRY DICKS AND BALLS.
Posted by: Dana Robison | May 5, 2004 06:30 PM