Blah blah blah blah blah.
How come the Italians don't have a giant national holiday that allows us to wear stupid clothes and get totally liquored up on a weekday? Heh, not that we needed an excuse. The Mexican's have Cinco de Mayo. The Irish have St. Patrick's Day. I'd be all about a day of Godfather reruns, cheap red wine specials and free anti pasto. If you don't wear a gold horn or some Lee Press On Nails, you get pinched. Ah screw it. We're Italian. You’d get pinched regardless of what you wear.
I went an entire day without using the words “gay,” “porn,” or “Vaseline.” I know this shouldn’t seem all that difficult, but lemme tell you, it was a challenge.
I'm not a violent person, and I loathe terrorism, but if anyone wanted to take out Steve and Irwin from Sit and Sleep so I never have to hear their annoying fucking voices on the radio again, I seriously wouldn't mind at all. I don't know if you live in Southern California, but if you do, you know you feel me on this. Come on, tell me you feel me.
I really gotta get back to Arizona soon. Cause if anyone is gonna feel me, I REALLY want it to be her. I heart you too, Tassy. I heart you too.
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<3, no need for a comment, it's already pictured there. but look, my dalmatian puppy tat loves you too, he's trying to get in on the action. MUAH!
Posted by: tassy | March 18, 2004 09:56 AM
"We'll take out those Sit & Sleep guys, or your man hit is FREEEEEEEEE!"
Posted by: April | March 18, 2004 10:07 AM
Silly Jimbo, we have Columbus Day. If you watched The Sopranos, you'd know we're apparently supposed to celebrate our heritage every October 12. Who knew?
By the way , the irony, with regard to you, that Columbus Day is a day after National Coming Out Day is not lost on me...if your birthday is the 13th, I'm going to be frightened...
Posted by: Elizabeth | March 18, 2004 11:02 AM
Methinks Jim is smitten by a certain woman... :-) Go Tassy!
Posted by: DeeGee | March 18, 2004 01:25 PM
Let's get Skip and Steve of the Robbins Brothers too while we're at it .........I'm totally with you on this ;-)
Posted by: CDL | March 18, 2004 01:31 PM
skip and steve are totally on my hit list already. but i think larry and irwin are a bigger threat to national stability.
at least my own mental stability.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | March 18, 2004 02:15 PM
I'll tell ya what Jimbo, you can borrow my Irish genes for St. Patty's Day and my German genes for Oktoberfest. The beverage of choice for both of these is beer, which I really, REALLY dislike, so I won't really be missing anything.;-)
Posted by: Tina | March 18, 2004 04:01 PM
Like Tina, I've got some Irish and I don't like beer, either. My other side is Russian, though, so I get vodka. Since the Irish are also famous for eating potatoes, I figure it't not a stretch to go for vodka on St. Patty's Day. I don't like vodka; but, if I mix it with enough fuity stuff it's workable.
If you promise to keep your shirt off while you do it, you can borrow both my Irish and Russian genes any day you want :-)
Posted by: Shawn | March 18, 2004 07:40 PM
I got Irish and German in me and I like beer ... and I don't mind running around Tokyo drunk in a kilt to celebrate my heritage.
Posted by: sid | March 19, 2004 12:22 AM
"YOU'RE KILLING ME LARRY!"
ROFLMAO....hahaha...you know whats getting really annoying? "Kevin Jeweler's"
Posted by: Kristina | March 19, 2004 06:00 AM
very nice picture... I just might want to go and photoshop my name in there to impress my friends on my own site ;-)
Posted by: dr.$tein | March 20, 2004 03:55 PM