Hardcore vegetarian action.
I just got a Google hit for "vegetarian naked girls." Really? Are you THAT into the PETA lifestyle that you can't even beat off to a meat eater?
Just out of curiosity, but, uh, how can you tell? Planning on checking out those hardcore, teen colonoscopy pics? Nothing like a polyp free colon. Hot, hot, hot. I mean, I can understand looking for pictures of 100% natural, organic naked girls, with no additives or preservatives, but vegetarian? What? Is this a naked girl hugging a cow? The Sports Illustrated organic hemp swimsuit issue? And only natural fibers for the BDSM shots?
Gotcha.
Gotta love the internet. There's a freak for every flavor.
Comments
I assume they're looking for something involving a cucumber. Not that I know anything about that other than my ex-husband thought it would be funny to buy one along with a box of condoms.
Posted by: melly | March 18, 2004 04:55 PM
Tom Robbins once told me that vegetarian gals taste sweeter than meat eating gals (I think that might even be in one of his books).
Food for thought!
Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr | March 18, 2004 05:44 PM
"Food for thought" - Best pun ever.
Posted by: melly | March 18, 2004 08:22 PM
just which flavor of freak are you? i know you'll do it with me in the parking lot at kmart, but really, what else?
Posted by: tassy | March 18, 2004 11:59 PM
i'm sorry.. you didn't track me back through my IP address, did you?
*hangs head in shame*
:Þ
Posted by: dvl | March 19, 2004 01:23 AM
Boy, you just take an idea and run with it, don't ya. You ARE a freak.
Posted by: angela | March 19, 2004 08:07 AM
Well, there are vegan restaurants, vegan grocery stores, vegan clothing labels, vegan cosmetics (just heard about that the other day).
So vegan pornography was long overdue, I'd say.
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | March 19, 2004 09:22 AM
Organically grown hemp dildos. Wave of the future.
Posted by: sid | March 19, 2004 09:05 PM
Well... if you're dating a vegetarian girls you know for sure one certain act of love (or drunkness) isn't going to happen...
Posted by: dr.$tein | March 20, 2004 03:58 PM
tassy, i never said anything about a kmart parking lot. there is no way you could get me there. but a target parking lot, i'm totally down with that.
doc, as someone who has some experience with vegetarian girls, i can tell you that your assumption is definitely false.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | March 20, 2004 05:17 PM