I'm shopping for silk pajamas today.
Ya know, I'm not sure just what this says about me, the internet, or the people who read my website, but when you have two absolutely stunning, draw droppingly, no, TROUSER droppingly beautiful women sending you unsolicited naked photos in a single morning, your love life can't be in all that bad of shape. That being the case, somebody PLEASE explain to me why it's been so long since I have gotten laid. Not that I am complaining about the nudie pics at all. Honest. Anyone else who feels compelled to email me random erotic photos, please feel free. Brent , no offense, but this does NOT include you.
Addendum: I will continue to kiss their assess digitally (in spite of my depressingly unsuccessfull attempts to kiss them biologically) if I will continue to get phone calls like the one I just received. I swear I've had real sex hasn't been that hot. Um. Seriously. Thanks for that.
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Dear Jim,
I dunno why, but you don't know why i am single either--maybe it's one of the mysteries of the earth.
xo
Posted by: Sabrina_C | March 1, 2004 02:15 PM
braggart.
:-P
Posted by: peter | March 1, 2004 02:19 PM
It's because everyone is too intimidated by your hotness to actually sleep with you. They all fear that their own hotness will be diminished in the presence of the godlike physique of the Mighty Jimbo.
Or you're just not slutty enough. Take your pick.
Posted by: Kat | March 1, 2004 04:23 PM
Oh SHUT UP. You have it good. I'm not getting laid *or* getting nude pictures.
Posted by: jennn | March 1, 2004 07:50 PM
ok i think you should send me her nude pics too now. she's seen mine!
Posted by: tassy | March 1, 2004 09:03 PM
oh shush. i did nothing of the sort. you were wearing clothing in all of them. not a lot of clothing, but still.
however, if you two want me to broker a regular exchange of nudity, really, im totally ok with that. honest.
fuck, i'm so turning into a pimp. i really need a new girlfriend.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | March 1, 2004 09:11 PM
ok, so, um...have her message me? or bring her with you on that trip out here...
Posted by: tassy | March 2, 2004 10:59 PM