News items.
Messages from dear friends that should NEVER be left in a garbled, cell phone voice mail:
1. I might have a brain tumor.
2. By the way, I'm engaged.
Shock value of number two compounded by the fact that she has only been dating said fiance for seven weeks. Brain tumor blessedly unlikely (although it would kind of explain number two).
In other wholely unrelated news, I'm at the airport.
On my way to Arizona.
(Insert obnoxious shit-eating grin emoticon here)
Comments
Did this happen *again,* or are you talking about the one who surprised you with her engagement announcement a while back? And if you're talking about the one from a while back, can you guess what I'm going to say next? ;-)
(Although I will cop to dwelling on things at times...)
Posted by: Beth | March 4, 2004 11:11 PM
this is a new event.
but this is not someone i was seeing.
well i was.
but that was a long, long time ago.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | March 4, 2004 11:27 PM
Good for you Jimbo!!! So I suppose we won't be hearing anymore of your rants about how undersexed you are ? Just when I thought there was someone suffering as much as me! I hope to see ya smiling soon!
Posted by: Denise | March 4, 2004 11:45 PM
Well Jim,
I'm sorry you had to hear about my and Tassy's engagement like that. But hey, with time you'll come to accept it.
Hee hee
Posted by: slap | March 5, 2004 05:45 AM
Well Slap, I'd say Jimbo's got the last laugh since he flew out last night for a rendezvous with your fiance!;-)
Posted by: Tina | March 5, 2004 07:21 AM
I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED!!!
do not put this death sentence on me, i'd rather have the brain tumor. i hope your ex-girl-soon-to-be-married-friend does not have one however. i'll see you soon!!
Posted by: tassy | March 5, 2004 07:52 AM
jimbo, i'm setting up the adult-verification service and e-commerce processing engine this weekend...take some good pics/video and we'll get everything set up by tuesday.
everyone else: the site will be up at jimand tassygetsome.com and will be $19.99 for a single pay-per-view type event, though it will, obviously be taped material. the next week the archives will go up for viewing any time, and will be available for the low price of $69 per month.
Posted by: br | March 5, 2004 09:30 AM
Well, I for one am glad Jimbo's finally listening to his virtual relationship coaches!
Posted by: DeeGee | March 5, 2004 09:56 AM
I'm poor, I can't afford those prices! *pouts*
Guess I'll just have to use my imagination!;-)
Posted by: Tina | March 5, 2004 10:07 AM
I'm accepting wagers. Current odds are 4 to 1 Jimbo gets NONE in arizona AGAIN. This may increase as the weekend progresses. Make your bets now.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 5, 2004 05:07 PM
even i wont take that bet.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | March 6, 2004 02:13 AM
i think that guy is wrong, i'm betting for jimbo and tassy. we'tr both fucking horny.
Posted by: tassy | March 6, 2004 02:55 AM
damn damn damn damn damn.
should have taken that bet.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | March 9, 2004 08:47 AM