Off the road.
Back from the Eastern Sierra. Six hours in the car, perfect, 75 degree weather, the amazing backside of the state dressed in it's brightest whites. Add a couple hours down in the Owens River Gorge for a few quick trips up the rock. All in all, a near perfect weekend. I say near perfect as I have learned, never, EVER order the vegetarian chili before a six hour road trip. Ugh. So not good.
I think Todd spent more time with his head hanging out the window than a golden retriever. He actually considered leaping from the moving vehicle more than once.
Tomorrow, change the oil and somehow manage to scrape off the millions of little carcasses that now coat my side view mirrors and grill. I swear, it was like a insect mass suicide in the desert. The Gnat Davidians or something. We had to stop twice to wash the windshield. It's ugly. It's gonna take some serious pressure washing or a whole big box of brillo pads.
And to the guy who decided to stop his car midway down the Harbor Road off-ramp from the 405 and stand in the middle of the fucking road wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a towel, please, seek professional help immediately.



Comments
I still haven't washed my car. Every day, I think,"This is the day. The day that I don't wash my car".
Posted by: melly | March 22, 2004 09:16 AM
I think Jim failed to communicate the intensity of the effect of the chili, as he was somehow largely immune to his own odors (why are your eyes watering, I can't smell a thing...hey are you OK, you look like you are going to vomit??)
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER I repeat NEVER get near this man with anything less than a Hazmat suit on much less get in a confined space with him for 5 FUCKING HOURS after he has eaten any of that stuff.
OH MY GOD, I would rather suck my dead dog's regurgitated diarrhaea from a dirty ashtray than smell that again.
Posted by: a disgusted TN | March 22, 2004 01:56 PM
'Gnat Davidians' -- perfect. I love it.
They may have been running with the Gnat Heaven's Gate crowd. Did you check to see if they had on purple robes and groovy old-school black Nikes?
Keep up the great work my man!
-J
Posted by: Jim (kaya) | March 23, 2004 08:20 PM