Personally, I like her shirt better.
Yes, that is the gayest shirt ever. But it's vintage gay. Cowboy cut, 1970's polyester with pearl snaps and a big disco collar. Regardless, when you spend the evening dancing with her, you can get away with wearing a shirt like that. But just barely.
Comments
I agree with you. Cool as your vintage shirt is, she could make a garbage bag look good with that set. Wow. If I had ones that nice, I'd probably spend most of my time in jail for indecent exposure. I mean, why *would* you ever cover them up?
Posted by: Shawn | March 9, 2004 09:24 AM
ironically, my indecent exposure charge came *before* i bought these puppies. :)
Posted by: tassy | March 9, 2004 10:00 AM
Shwankie dear, you may not have a set quite as nice as Tassy's, but your rockin' booty makes up for it--I'm surprised *you* haven't ended up in jail for showing it off!
Posted by: Tina | March 9, 2004 11:19 AM
Bitch, you got a better wardrobe than me!!! Grrrr.
Posted by: jimbo | March 9, 2004 11:36 AM
Oh, whatever. My dad has a closet full of those kinds of shirts. I remain unimpressed.
Posted by: melly | March 9, 2004 11:50 AM
You both look like you caught the Blue Light special at a K-Mart close-out store... now I know why you are not getting laid :-) Take a trip to NYC for some new duds.
Posted by: Lilith | March 9, 2004 12:11 PM
It's harder to show actual butt skin than boob skin. They make shirts to show off all angles of cleavage-normal cleavage, under cleavage, side cleavage. They don't make pants that attractively show off most butt cleavage. The pants that show off the top of your butt cleavage make you look like a plumber. That's probably the only reason I don't..er..do more with it? There are hot shorts, I suppose; but, when you have thighs my size (yes, they're mostly muscle, but for hot shorts you need long and lean, not short and muscley)they're not a great option. I suppose I could cut a butt-cleavage hole in my low-riders...
Posted by: Shawn | March 9, 2004 01:19 PM
Regarding butt-cleavage; my wife has some pants that have a little "V" right in the cleavage area. Very nice. So what I'm saying is, you have no excuse not to show some ass-crack.
Posted by: el kabong | March 9, 2004 02:19 PM
Regarding butt-cleavage; my wife has some pants that have a little "V" right in the cleavage area. Very nice. So what I'm saying is, you have no excuse not to show some ass-crack.
Posted by: el kabong | March 9, 2004 02:19 PM
girl, I looked fabulous (admitedly in a vintage gay cowboy way) and most of my clothing comes from san fran or nyc. as for tassy, she could wear a nun's habbit and still look gorgeous so all arguments are rendered irrelevant at least in this boy's eyes.
Posted by: the mighty fashion offended jimbo | March 9, 2004 02:40 PM
again, I look to my favorite metrosexual for fashion trends. my gay friends are just not gay enough.
Posted by: brent | March 9, 2004 04:05 PM
I'm not so sure it's her shirt we like so much....and as for yours, my grandmother had that same pattern wallpapering her bathroom...not that that's a bad thing.
Posted by: KittytheLoveMuffin | March 10, 2004 10:12 AM
Keep the vintage cowboy shirt.... It would go great with a bumper sticker I found recently, It reads "Save a horse, ride a cowboy". Mosey on up to the bar Cowwboy.. uh, I mean Jimbo.
Posted by: Denise | March 10, 2004 09:46 PM
Keep the vintage cowboy shirt.... It would go great with a bumper sticker I found recently, It reads "Save a horse, ride a cowboy". Mosey on up to the bar Cowboy.. uh, I mean Jimbo.
Posted by: Denise | March 10, 2004 09:51 PM
wait, are you in those pictures? i don't see you. must. re. focus.
oh, there you are. nice shirt.
Posted by: mikey | March 10, 2004 10:11 PM