Go big.
Someone just found DigitalCatharsis with a Google search for "mountain biking hot girls sex." It's like he couldn't make up his mind. “Hmmm...do I want to go for a ride, check out some hot girls or have sex?"
Actually, if you added a little rock climbing to that query you would pretty much have my perfect weekend.
If only it were as easy as Google.
Sunday did, however, come pretty close. I had motorcycling, rock climbing and hot girl, but sadly, no sex. Regardless, by the time I pulled up to the house at 12:30 or so, I was positively desperate for sleep. You know that ground-in dirt kind of tired. That Red Bull is just making me cranky kind of tired. That skip the showering and brushing and flossing and fall asleep without masturbating first kind of tired. I was that kind of tired.
Oh who am I kidding.
I totally flossed.
Comments
you're silly
Posted by: heavyfeather | April 20, 2004 01:16 AM
I got someone looking for "Camel Toe Reunion" once. A) Why would anyone have a reunion of camel toes? And B) Who attends?
The mind boggles at the sort of activities one could plan for such an event.
Posted by: Xdm | April 20, 2004 06:13 AM
Is that flossed or "flossed"?
I had an uncle that used to call it "wenching".
As in "what is he doing in the bathroom? Wenching?"
For the record, he had really clean teeth.
Posted by: Ed | April 20, 2004 08:37 AM
camel toe reunion?
really?
huh.
i'm not even sure where to go with that. i leave this one to sid or melly - people way funnier than me.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | April 21, 2004 10:55 AM
who're you kidding?
you totally jerked off.
:P~
Posted by: tassy | April 23, 2004 07:44 PM
shhhh....we wouldn't want everyone to find that out.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | April 29, 2004 10:09 AM