Heather #2 where are you?
I think I have too many hobbies. In an ideal world, my week would include a mountain bike ride, several days of rock climbing, a day on the water-ski, a spin on the VFR, dancing with a pretty girl, and at least one night spent outside somewhere. All that and I would still travel away from home at least two days a week, one week a month, and three months a year. And still have time to work out four days a week, read a book, have sex nightly and finish the great American weblog.
As it is, I barely have time to breathe between my inane comments on random weblogs, obsessively Google searching my name, masturbating to internet porn and blowing positively THOUSANDS of hours on messenger.
And now that whole "job" thing is expecting me to "work" again. I've spent the last two months without hopping on a single airplane. This week, after a meeting in Pasadena, back to San Francisco (and my sorely missed heavenly bed), and then on to Portland. Next week, I may have to scoot out to Hawaii to help my brother move, but I'm thinking a couple day laborers are gonna cost me less than the $420 for a ticket.
I really have got to be the only person who bitches about having to go to Hawaii.
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HEAVENLY BED HERE I COME :D
p.s. you said $420...hahahaha :P
Posted by: tassy | April 27, 2004 12:05 AM
Am I Heather #2?
Posted by: Heather | April 27, 2004 04:24 AM
this is heather #2: http://www.convivial.blogspot.com/
and she has been awol for some time.
heather, i'm going to portland. call me!
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | April 27, 2004 06:13 AM
damn, tassy beat me to the 420! =)
Posted by: brent | April 27, 2004 07:09 AM
sounds like brent and i should be hanging out, even for 420...in hawaii....mmMMMmm :)
does heather #2 live in PDX? you should E-MAIL her or call if you've got the #, you'll be there so soon! not that you haven't thought of these things, but i just thought i'd reinforce them. :)
Posted by: tassy | April 27, 2004 09:46 AM
All I know is that thanks to muggles, I don't remember most of my marriage. I should feel bad about saying that, but strangely I don't. Strangely, because he's now married to a chick I've hated most of my life.
If I weren't a mother, I'd be up on the roof right now. HOLLAH.
Posted by: melly | April 27, 2004 10:17 AM
Jim, you're an inspiration to me. Keep up the good work and don't smash your head against a rock. I have so much to learn from you.
Posted by: Amelia | April 27, 2004 03:39 PM
i hear that about the job thing.
i'm getting over a week and a few days vacation. mandatory vacation. school vacation i guess. regardless i havent worked since april 16, yet have been getting paid, and now wednesday i work again? what? why?
Posted by: hazel | April 27, 2004 07:47 PM
melly the muggle masturbates mysteriously?
Posted by: tassy | April 28, 2004 09:17 AM
"melly the muggle masturbates mysteriously?"
Now, say that ten times fast!
Posted by: Tina | April 28, 2004 10:49 AM
Tina, that's what came to mind and cracked me up! :P
Posted by: tassy | April 28, 2004 11:53 PM
I'M SO SORRY I MISSED YOU!!! I feel awful. I am still awol. I quit my job and am living off unemployment....
...i mean - OF COURSE - that i was "laid off" and am now LEGALLY able to collect unemployment. Yeah.
Anyway, staying at home with the kids, regrouping after everything. I'll be online again soon. Maybe not before September, though. And my computer went all wacky with adware, so i quit using my computer and put a hold on my internet account. It's been nice, being sort of a recluse, showering my children with love.
God, just typing this little response is making me want to start blogging again!
Man, I really wish I hadn't missed you. That sucks! Hey, call me. My number is xxxxxxxxxx. PLEASE ERASE THE NUMBER IMMEDIATELY OFF THIS POST so I don't end up with a bunch of stalkers.
LOVE YOU!!!...h
Posted by: Heather #2 | June 11, 2004 01:05 PM