I suppose this is better than a cervical collar.
I hurt in ways I have never known. Who knew that riding a motorcycle could be so physically demanding? My neck feels like someone stuck knitting needles in between the vertebrae. My right bicep is firing like it was attached to a car battery. And my head is in vice grips.
Any of you feel like coming over and performing a nice hour long massage will totally make it into my will. Happy endings are not required. Although I probably wouldn't turn it down. Hell, I need a massage so bad right now, I think I'd be willing to give YOU a happy ending in return.
Despite all the suffering, I'm currently in the market for one of these . Let's hope I learn how to ride it correctly, otherwise a neck-ache from improper riding posture will seriously be the least of my worries.
Comments
You are just cracking me up Jimbo....too bad you are over a 1000 miles away.
Posted by: daisy | April 14, 2004 06:05 AM
happy ending, i'm packing my table right now.
Posted by: brent | April 14, 2004 07:14 AM
Jimbo, I would highly recommend a Ducati instead of that Honda you are considering. You have not lived until your flying down the highway, hair on fire, on a Ducati. A truly elegant machine.
(a former bike owner)
Posted by: Daniella | April 14, 2004 07:21 AM
damn, your comments don't accept hyperlinks. Here's the url:
http://www.ducati.com/bikes/my2004/sporttouring.jhtml;$sessionid$3SFGVHQAACD1UCRNBQRCFFQKFUGCEIV5
Posted by: Daniella | April 14, 2004 07:22 AM
I had the Honda and traded it in for a GSX-R. Test ride it, and it will be at the top of your *in the market for* list for sure!
http://www.suzukicycles.com/Products/GSX1300RZK4/
Posted by: jody | April 14, 2004 08:14 AM
you'll poke your eye out with one of those things
Posted by: slap | April 14, 2004 08:54 AM
nice! brent is so selfless...AND he's willing to give you the happy ending too!
i agree with the ducati preference, but yes, you'd better figure out what you're doing that leaves you in pain from riding sunday for 3 days, that's no good.
also, make out your last will and testament & decide who will change your diapers before you buy the bike, it's not if...it's when. :P
Posted by: tassy | April 14, 2004 12:03 PM
ducati is too expensive for this boy. suzuki is too sporty.
i know!
a tassy is juuuuuuuust right.
though i'm pretty sure that's just as dangerous.
;-)
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | April 14, 2004 01:07 PM
Whichever you pick, make sure you tell the motorcycle salesperson you want you model with the happy ending. It helps with the financing, I think.
Posted by: sid | April 14, 2004 03:36 PM
That is a sweet-looking bike.
Posted by: Jon | April 14, 2004 08:23 PM
very hot.
and definitely changes our opinion on the whole metro' thing.
meow.
Posted by: jaden | April 14, 2004 10:02 PM
Not going to be able to call you the gayest straight man I know if you stick with the whole gas burning, oil guzzleing, horsepower toy thing. Perhaps I am reforming you!!! .....Unless it is a gas powered vibrator, then you are SO in there again.
Posted by: TN in AZ | April 15, 2004 01:03 PM
1. I personally don't like the wheels on that thing...they are different?!? The rest of it is alright.
2.My sister is a massage therapist, she may come down there to where you are for a price. or you could go there next time your in Portland.
Posted by: amy | April 16, 2004 10:04 AM
TN could become the gayest man in AZ if you continue to shop for him clothingwise...just a thought....soon i will be in CA and then the gayest straight man there will get more pussy than any gay man i know and possibly many straight men too :P!
Posted by: tassy | April 22, 2004 02:52 AM
shit.
that just made me hard.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | April 22, 2004 09:41 AM