She can touch me whenever she wants.
Ok, this just cracked my shit up. World's Worst Album Covers .
Check out the "Let Me Touch Him." Let me touch him? And that was their best choice for an album title? Explains a lot about current events in the church, doesn't it? Look, I think even God saw that and went, "Whoa...boundaries, guys. Boundaries."
Tassy, I owe you big for this link. Seriously had me laughing all morning. As much oral sex as you want, whenever you want it.
Wait.
You already had that from me.
Ok, TWICE as much oral sex as you want, whenever you want it.
But I warn you. I think I might leave you for Joyce. That girl is just bangin!
Comments
dude yer sick. joyce is my mom. i stole her glasses too.
you have, however, redeemed yourself with talk of twice as much oral sex as i want. now, let's talk about the strap-on & i'll find you a really funny website :P
Posted by: tassy | April 23, 2004 01:17 PM
*is crying with laughter*
I so needed that after all the ranting.
Posted by: Shawn | April 23, 2004 01:20 PM
i'm a HUGE Tino fan!!
Posted by: brent | April 23, 2004 01:29 PM
Oh yes. I have found a new addition to my favorites.
Posted by: AmyS | April 23, 2004 08:25 PM
ya know, for tassy, i would probably consider it.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | April 23, 2004 11:02 PM
GO ME!!!
i can't wait to bend you over jimbo :P~
Posted by: tassy | April 24, 2004 01:38 AM
I have just read waayy too much!
I heart Tassy and Jimbo!
Posted by: Devorah | April 24, 2004 08:37 AM
*cough*
overshare
*cough*
:Þ
Posted by: dvl | April 24, 2004 10:35 AM
it's too bad i pulled the anal out at the first stop, no wonder my comedy act never lasts very long. damn *snaps fingers*
Posted by: tassy | April 24, 2004 10:39 AM
did you know that if you blow air into a pregnant women while performing oral sex, you COULD KILL HER?
I had to make this post about ME somehow, because I don't like to read about other people having oral sex.
Posted by: yvonne | April 24, 2004 10:25 PM
Tino's album cover looks like kiddie porn. Or those distasteful Calvin Klein ads from the mid-90s; which were, basically, kiddie porn.
Posted by: Anna | April 25, 2004 12:21 PM
i promise not to blow air into yvonne's vagina while she's still pregnant.
:>
Posted by: tassy | April 25, 2004 12:24 PM
right. important safety tip for everyone. no blowing in yvonne's vagina.
check.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | April 25, 2004 12:35 PM
My vagina is so relieved, thanks Tassy!
Posted by: yvonne | April 25, 2004 02:21 PM
I was going to comment on how amusing that link was, but now that I have skimmed through the other comments, my mind is a little.. um.. right, anyway, good link.
Posted by: jennn | April 25, 2004 03:52 PM