Digital Catharsis: This is seriously all you are gonna get.

She is brilliant.
Aloof.
She moves like a cat.
But loves dogs.
Definitely not birds.
But maybe feathers.
She knows more about UNIX than you do.
Her life is almost as complicated.
She was never married.
Sort of.
She would leave my ass for Aria in a red hot second.
Or Eminem.
Preferably both.
At the same time.
It's a Dalmatian.
She has more than one rock star's home phone number in her cell phone.
She has toured with bands that are more than likely on your iPod right now.
She has been in a band that is more than likely on your iPod right now.
She was the first person who showed me hers.
She was the first person who saw mine.
She is an exhibitionist.
I am totally OK with that.
She likes girls.
I am totally OK with that.
Yes, they are fake.
I am totally OK with that.
Yes, they are amazing.
They were just as amazing before.
We were friends first.
We would never have been friends if it weren't for the internet.
Yes, pink.
No, it won't wash out.
No, you can't have her Yahoo address.
Yeah, lemon and honey.
She can rebuild your transmission.
Field strip an AK-47.
Fly a plane.
Drive a motorcycle.
Park a big rig.
Do an ollie.
Jump the wake.
Drop in at Santa Cruz.
She doesn’t mind me posting those pics.
Heh, you should see the ones she wants me to post.
And no, you can’t see them.
Well, maybe. Ask her.
I met her through a friend when I saw her photograph and thought she was the prettiest girl in the world.
I still do.
She still hates it when I call her that.
But really, how can I not?

Comments

What is an Ollie and what is field stripping and why would you want to do that to an AK-47? (That's a big gun, right?)

Posted by: Devorah | May 19, 2004 05:34 AM

Someone has to be the first to say it.
All this and she picked you because????
LOL! Seriously, you two seem made for each other. I hope you find your happiness together.

Posted by: Joy | May 19, 2004 05:56 AM

aww... that's sweet. You're making me grin like an idiot. Good luck to you two.

Posted by: Daniella | May 19, 2004 06:42 AM

deepthoughtswithmightyjimbo.com
=)

Posted by: bmw | May 19, 2004 06:55 AM

$h00$h!

Posted by: tassy | May 19, 2004 07:58 AM

p.s. you could just call me "bitch" and it works the same. i might even respond. i won't respond to PGITW. :P

Posted by: tassy | May 19, 2004 01:43 PM

jimbo's got it baaaaaad... sheeeeit, so do i for that matter. :P
PS - OH I get it! I get it! Tassy's giving pink with the new hair! tee hee!

Posted by: Paula | May 19, 2004 02:06 PM

*sniff* *sniff* I smell something...could it be L-uuuuuu-v? Jimbo and tassy sittin' in a tree... ;)