It's funny; I spent the better part a decade in a vain and ultimately futile effort to do whatever possible to keep the hair I had on top of my head. I finally accepted that if I were to loose the battle of the bald, I was going to lose it on my terms. Now of course, I spend untold hours in a futile effort to keep hair OFF of my head.

How's that for a genetic royal screw?

Eh. Girls like to rub my head. There are worse fates.

Best advice I ever got: This is seriously the best shaving creme on the market. No joke. Nothing even comes close. I was just introduced to it. By a girl who likes to rub my head. And some other parts, but we won't talk about that. Regardless, I don't care how much you spend or what you have tried or what parts need to be shorn. Seriously, the BEST. My melon feels like, well, a melon. It's even menthol so it'll make those parts all nice and tingly afterward - but only if you are into that kinda thing.