What's your bag, babe?
Heh. Random security screenings and bag checks at the airport are infinitely more entertaining when your suitcase contains a black paper bag filled with a nice variety of personal products from your friendly neighborhood sex shop and a pair of leather trousers. Then again, I suspect that my bag is fairly tame compared to some that go through their hands. Explains why they wear rubber gloves. You just know that guy in the pinstripes and cuff links has a ball gag and an inflatable sheep in his roller bag.
Comments
but I'm sure mr. cuff links would say that they're just for a bachelor party.
Posted by: liz | May 11, 2004 04:30 AM
Toss a bag of cucumbers and condoms in there and you have yourself a party.
Posted by: melly | May 11, 2004 09:27 AM
melly. who says i didn't?
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | May 11, 2004 09:32 AM
ok you didn't tell me you packed the cucumber WITH the condoms. did you wash them before we ate? i thought the 12 inch leather strap on would have phased the security agent myself. i guess you had that well hidden. but how? :P
Posted by: tassy | May 11, 2004 10:13 AM
14 inches? as if!
it was at least 18.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | May 11, 2004 10:24 AM
you can buy inflatable sheep???
gotta run...(ebay ahoy)
Posted by: Big Game | May 11, 2004 12:53 PM
You might not want to buy a used inflatable sheep.
Posted by: melly | May 12, 2004 05:34 AM
http://www.muttonbone.com/
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | May 14, 2004 08:31 AM