Wonder what's on his birthday cake.
This has become something of a tradition, the Halcyon birthday dirty limmerick, with the first installment (and still my favorite) sent I think seven years ago:
Although John is surely no slob
Lack of sex is making him sob
Won't some tasty dish
Grant his one birthday wish
And give him a sloppy blow job.
So without further ado...
With pink hair and pants made of fur
And a blog that can't be called pure
He makes many men say
That dude must be gay
But only his dick knows for sure.
Happy 33 Hal . Thanks so much for making all this possible. And please, PLEASE don't start acting your age. Can't bear the thought of you in Dockers.
Comments
rad! :P
and yeah, the day i saw henry rollins in dockers i cried. total disconnect.
pink hair rules.
Posted by: tassy | May 28, 2004 11:43 AM
ha!! Another winner!!! Thanks, Jimbo.
Its about time we start making poems about the buff, vinyl-wearing, metrosexual biker that you have become. :)
But until I become obsolete, I will be grateful for your poetic touch. THANK YOU!!!!
Posted by: Halycon | May 28, 2004 12:51 PM
you are a very interesting and sexy creature, mightyjimbo.
to HAL - happy 33!
Posted by: lelu | May 29, 2004 10:12 AM
woo hoo! sexy! and interesting!
kinda like a three titted stripper.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | May 29, 2004 12:34 PM
I disagree with Lelu...HALCYON is by far the most sexy and interesting creature around. Happy 33rd to the ultimate hottie in fur pants. No one looks gay better than you Hal....
Posted by: Your lil sis | May 29, 2004 01:57 PM
lil sis, after visiting hal's site and spending pretty much half the afternoon reading his words, i will have to say that you've got a point about hal's sexiness level.
but mightyjimbo is still damn sexy.
hot.damn.
Posted by: lelu | May 29, 2004 02:12 PM
i would never even begin to compare my pseudo-sexiness to halcyon. i'm rank amateur to hal's all-pro.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | May 31, 2004 03:09 PM