Bleah.
I think I have hit a wall with my career. I feel like a produce sticker. Totally functionless, and just a vegetable with a label.
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I think I have hit a wall with my career. I feel like a produce sticker. Totally functionless, and just a vegetable with a label.
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i at least hope you are the chiquita banana sticker. that one is tres cool.
Posted by: tassy | June 30, 2004 12:32 AM
He can't be a banana sticker. He's feeling vegetably, not fruity. Does Chiquita also sell zucchini? Or cucumbers? And he's feeling functionless. I have no functions to spare or I'd lend one. Tassy, perhaps you can give him a function or two?
Posted by: Lynne | June 30, 2004 10:09 AM
Yeowch! Sounds like SOMEONE needs a 12-month sabbatical to Tibet (or Arizona, or Europe, or wherever)! Start pinching yer pennies now so you can tell yer job to shove it and hitch a flight to Nepal! I hear the climbing's purty good there. :)
Posted by: myrall | June 30, 2004 02:09 PM
"Chiquita is a lot more than bananas!
It's true!
Most people associate Chiquita with bananas.
That's great!
But we also offer lots of other delicious, quality fresh fruits and vegetables, fresh cut fruit, juices and beverages, packaged foods and fruit ingredients. The better you know us, the hungrier you get!"
Posted by: melly | June 30, 2004 03:56 PM
so he can be a chiquita. excellent!
Posted by: tassy | June 30, 2004 04:25 PM
Hey now, I used to work at the USDA headquarters. A lot of work goes into the food labeling system, and a lot of heart goes into those stickers. Wear it with pride. I can even get you a 'USDA Prime' tee-shirt if you want.
Posted by: jimbo east | June 30, 2004 09:42 PM
that's enough talk about my chiquita.
you get me a USDA Prime shirt i might even model it for you.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | July 1, 2004 09:55 AM
that reminds me of my tattoo idea, the USDA Choice Beef stamp on your ass, tmj.
Posted by: tassy | July 1, 2004 01:13 PM