Maybe I shouldn't play this with the kinkiest person I know.
I've never been much for board games. To me it's always been spelled BORED games. Honestly, I always have much better things to do with my time, even if it is just obsessively clicking on Dooce to see if she has put up a new post.
But I think I may have found a game worth playing. When Tass and I get together again this week in San Fran, we are totally playing a game of Dirty Scrabble.
I'm looking forward to crushing her with a Dirty Sanchez for a tripple word score.
Bitch is going down!
One way or another.
Comments
that's disgusting, and i already know what it is, i didn't have to look :P
Posted by: tassy | June 21, 2004 06:06 PM
Board games are on my (very short) list of things that I hate in my livejournal profile. Does this involve the usual board and you just limit yourself to certain words, or is a special board available? Sounds like fun either way. Let us know who wins. On second thought, I guess you both will.
Posted by: Lynne | June 21, 2004 06:16 PM
Favorite board game memories:
Drunken Monopoly. Different drinks were worth different dollar amount. Low on cash? You could drink to get more.
I'd like a ((hiccup)) hotel on Baltic Ave, pul-eaze.
Posted by: Lisa | June 22, 2004 07:23 AM
Not to get off the topic of Dirty Sanchez, or Hot Karl, or a David Copperfield, but instead of "obsessively clicking" you should get yourself one of those snazzy RSS readers. I use SharpReader myself, and I can set little alerts when sites I'm especially interested in (like Dooce) get updated.
Using an RSS reader is great; it's sort of like TiVo for the web... squeezes all the shit down into diamonds so you don't have to do it yourself.
Posted by: Matt | June 22, 2004 07:24 AM
wait, lynne has livejournal? cough it up!
Posted by: tassy | June 22, 2004 02:23 PM
www.livejournal.com/~shamrocketship/
In case you develop insomnia. I promised not to embarass the kids, family. I've been meaning to create another for the fun side of my life but haven't had time . . .too busy reading TMJ and (obsessively) waiting for Dooce to post again.
Posted by: Lynne | June 22, 2004 02:59 PM
Ha. You said tripple. Looks like you were thinking nipple. Boing.
Posted by: Lynne | June 22, 2004 08:46 PM
Hah! I play "Dirty word scrabble" all the time here! Sorta like regular scrabble, but you get 10 extra points if you can put down a dirty word. Of course, there are special 50 point words; Penis, Vagina, F**k, and C**t. But I'm guessing your game has nothing to do with points...right???
Posted by: kg | June 23, 2004 04:34 AM
loser has to wear the cuffs.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | June 24, 2004 12:06 PM