Rimshot.
A girl calls Loveline last night and says she can only have an orgasm with regular intercourse. Oral sex just doesn't bring it.
And I'm thinking, wow, she really didn't come out ahead.
Thank you! I'm here all week.
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A girl calls Loveline last night and says she can only have an orgasm with regular intercourse. Oral sex just doesn't bring it.
And I'm thinking, wow, she really didn't come out ahead.
Thank you! I'm here all week.
Comments
Man, I am BITTER.
I didn't even think about the joke, just that, any woman who is getting regular sex needs to NOT FUCKING COMPLAIN OR I WILL STRANGLE THE BITCH.
Here's to future campus life. HALLEFREAKINGLUJAH.
Posted by: melly | June 17, 2004 11:33 AM
*giggle*
(this is just a shameless gesture to stroke your ego... i think you really need it and i also just wanted to say the word 'stroke')
xo
Posted by: dvl | June 18, 2004 12:24 AM
oh god. please. help us all.
Posted by: tassy | June 18, 2004 01:09 AM
Especially me. I'm the one who needs therapy.
Posted by: melly | June 18, 2004 01:03 PM
wow...just, wow....
why did you call this rimshot? i was googling a drumming technique...
Posted by: EAscorpioGal45 | August 10, 2004 03:25 PM