Sometimes I crack myself up. Really.

TMJ: how was your weekend? any sex and drugs and debauchery?
M: no debauchery
M: although I dont want to ruin my reputation so maybe I should make something up
M: let's see...
TMJ: you got drunk and took home an entire high school basketball team?
M: hardly
M: started flowing the the Ganges
M: that's chick talk for "started my period"
M: and am in pain so no gaggle of athletes
TMJ: bummer
TMJ: one more reason i'm glad to be male
M: as you should be
TMJ: yeah
TMJ: i would be a real REAL ugly chick
M: personally I just cannot fathom walking around with that whole thing going on between a guy's legs
M: I mean jeez
TMJ: "the whole thing?"
TMJ: really
TMJ: as much as i would like to think otherwise
TMJ: it's seriously
TMJ: depressingly
TMJ: no big deal