Bad jokes.
A friend of mine told me last week that chocolate is like sex for a girl. At first I thought, damn, I've been using this Baby Ruth all wrong. But then she said that chocolate triggers a nerve that goes right to the vagina.
I got to thinking, for men it's a little different. Nothing really triggers a nerve that goes right to the penis.
The penis triggers a nerve that goes right to EVERYTHING else.
Sorry. It was too easy.
I'll stop now.
Comments
i think everything on a man's body triggers his penis. along with most everything on a woman's body that he touches or looks at. or is that just you with me? :P
Posted by: tassy | July 7, 2004 09:41 PM
Long ago my newly married BIL went to boot camp where some gung ho Marine told him that if his new wife ate chocolate, she would not want sex at all. So he promptly forbid his lovely bride any chocolate. And he was off to Japan at the time...
Pity. Sometimes the logic just gets fucked ya know?
If it's that good and makes it that much better then wouldn't he have wanted her to eat chocolate on his away time and abstained on his home time?
A the logic of a young Marine in love. With himself apparently.
I have yet to discover how chocolate triggers anything but pure bliss in the mind and tastebuds, but sorry, it doesn't have anything on sex itself for me!
Posted by: magdala | July 7, 2004 11:57 PM
I agree with Tassy. Everything on a man's body is a penis-trigger. I was with a guy last night... all I had to do was reach over and caress his neck in bed. Next thing I knew, I was on top of him.
He pulled me on top of him. I hardly had a chance to even think about it.
Posted by: Lelu | July 8, 2004 08:20 AM
I totally disagree. Chocolate? Like sex for a girl? Your friend needs to have better sex...
Posted by: Jennifer | July 8, 2004 09:33 AM
Just like Robbie Williams said God gave man a penis n a brain but only enough blood to use one at a time lolz!
(HEy, I'm new to ur site and I must say that I like it here!)
Posted by: jks | July 8, 2004 10:44 AM
tassy, you trigger that in EVERYBODY.
now come down to socal and trigger some of that for me again soon.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | July 8, 2004 04:32 PM