Tabs.
Inspired by the illustrious Greg Howard .
I love it when I actually let a girl pay the check after she says "I'll get it" when she clearly expected me to argue and pick up the tab.
That look of surprise almost makes the sex I won't be getting later worth it.
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I love it when I actually let a GUY pay the check after HE says "I'll get it" when HE clearly expected me to argue and pick up the tab.
That look of surprise almost makes the sex I won't be getting later worth it.
Posted by: WindyLou | July 12, 2004 03:07 PM
better yet, stage some stranger trying to maul your date for bumping into him and see how much sex you get. i'll pick up the tab next time tmj, course, it'll probably be a looooong time from now :P
Posted by: tassy | July 12, 2004 03:20 PM
Jimbo, I think you're definitely husband material. Figuring out new ways to entertain yourself to make all the sex you won't be having worth it is truly the married man's pasttime. :P
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | July 12, 2004 03:38 PM
That's so twisted. If I were single and dating, I'd almost EXPECT sex if I ended up paying for it.
And I totally better be satisfied, too.
Oh, wait. I'm a girl, and I wasn't supposed to say that, was I?
Posted by: April | July 12, 2004 03:53 PM
there are women who actually say that? "I'll get it"?
Oh hell no. I won't get it.
Posted by: yvonne | July 13, 2004 02:28 PM
just so long as we get it, yvonne, it really doesn't matter.
what? i kid! i kid!
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | July 13, 2004 03:31 PM
Jim,
If you and I were out on a date, I'd pay, expect you to be cool with it, and then I'd let you take off my panties slowly right before having hot sex.
So long as you pick up the check for brunch the next day.
Posted by: Lelu | July 16, 2004 10:57 AM
i'm packing my bags for calgary now lelu!
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | July 16, 2004 10:56 PM