Dildo the clown.
It's nice to know that after seven years, despite all the cha-cha-cha-changes and the evolution into the man we now know as Halcyon , John can STILL find ways to surprise me.
He dyed his pubes to match his hair.
His PINK hair. (Not for the timid or easily tickled.)
Sigh. Hal, we all like blowjobs, but I'm pretty sure you didn't need to make it look like a snow cone.
Despite what some people claim is my own slow metamorphosis into Halcyon, what with the pink clothing, the way too candid website and the occasional beefcake, I can promise you this: I'm never getting bleach anywhere near the package. NO WAY.
Ow ow ow ow ow.
Yeah, it may be pink, but nobody can accuse him of being a pussy.
Comments
Whew. I almost left a comment there asking if it tasted like cotton candy.
Posted by: April | August 21, 2004 07:09 AM
Maybe I've been a mom for way too long, but when he says,"Now it will match my BM outfit", does he mean his bowel movement outfit? As in a diaper?
Posted by: melly | August 21, 2004 07:27 AM
When he starts dating a new girlfriend who doesn't know of his pink package, he'd should give her a heads up (pun intended) :D
Posted by: kdub | August 21, 2004 09:22 AM
BM = Burning Man Melly....and um, pussy or not...i LOVE pink...more. now. :P
Posted by: tassy | August 21, 2004 01:53 PM
Could someone possibly convert this to Quicktime and send it to me?
He sent it, but I can't see.
Thanks,
-D
Posted by: Devorah | August 21, 2004 02:35 PM
Okay, thanks, tassy. This is why I need you and jim in my life. I shall never make the burning man/bowel movement guffaw again.
Posted by: melly | August 22, 2004 07:48 AM
PINK????? So blase. I'm 56 and love your website....but PINK? OK, different strokes for different folks...try lime (anytime)....I still enjoy this website (you could be my KID)
Posted by: Sydro | August 22, 2004 06:35 PM
he he, Jimbo and Halcyon are the kids you warned your kids about... ;)
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | August 23, 2004 07:54 AM
sydro,
hal's website or mine? my pubes remain au natural. but i have to say, green is so not a color i ever want associated with my groin.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | August 23, 2004 07:57 AM