Does the rental insurance cover accidental explosion?
Quick question. Who is making the money on the publication of the 9/11 Commission Report? This book is on every news stand and in every bookstore in the country, as well as in half the hands of the people at the airport (which freaks me out a little if you stop to think about it). It was a federally funded investigation. Now it's a best seller.
Who is pocketing the coin? There is a part of me that's just a little bit disturbed about the possibility of blood for profit.
So anyway, Shrub and Co. have told us that terrorists might use helicopters and rental vehicles in attacks.
Rental vehicles? Duh. Who would blow up their own car when you can get insurance for $30 bucks?
I'll watch out for anyone lighting a fuse attached to a crappy maroon Grand Am. As far as helicopters, I'll take my chances. Besides, anyone who has lived in an urban area or near a Marine base or both in the off chance you live in OC knows that the police and government already use helicopters to terrorize. Ever tried to sleep with one of those things over your house? Nightly.
And since I'm already being tasteless what with making terrorist jokes and insulting our fearsome leader, I might as well share one of the many tasteless jokes told to me by a drunken Irishman while sharing numerous drinks with the illustrious and sexy and frighteningly talented Dirty Fez .
How come some women fake orgasms?
Cause they think men give a shit.
Thank you and good night! I'm off to Chicago.
PS: If this comment box isn't filled with tasteless jokes by the time I get back I'm totally getting new readers.
Comments
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
It couldn't live with the name "aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa" any longer.
Posted by: Mark | August 10, 2004 05:43 AM
slate.com had an explainer on where the moolah was going from the publishing of the 9/11 report. http://slate.com/id/2104431/
luv,
myrall
Posted by: myrall | August 10, 2004 07:08 AM
This makes Dodge Neons look scary now.
Posted by: jimbo east | August 10, 2004 08:38 AM
you people are really disappointing me here.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | August 10, 2004 02:31 PM
Jimbo, if you are still in Chicago, shoot me an email and Ill take you out for a few drinks!
Posted by: Broch | August 10, 2004 03:27 PM
what's long, black, and smelly?
the line at the welfare office.
how long does it take a black woman to do a shit?
nine months.
three cheers for tasteless jokes.
Posted by: rowan | August 10, 2004 06:19 PM
hey now. bad bad bad bad bad.
let's stick with tasteless jokes that won't get me beat up later.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | August 10, 2004 07:07 PM
2 fags in the shower working it up when the phone rings. one fag says to the other 'wait for me'. when he gets back theres cum all over the shower. he says 'i said wait for me' & the other fag said 'oh, i did.. i just farted..'
Posted by: Lindy | August 11, 2004 09:55 AM
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | August 11, 2004 12:18 PM
i expected so much more from you people.
i need new readers.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | August 11, 2004 10:11 PM
Overheard, a father talking to his breastfeeding son. "Son, stop doing that. You'll ruin your mom's street value."
Posted by: Sashinka | August 18, 2004 12:21 PM