Things that piss me off, part 275.
I don't mind jaywalking. Really. I do it all the time. But if you are planning to cross in front of a irritable, impatient, yuppie bastard in a fast moving SUV, don't you think you ought to be moving faster than, oh, a mosey? I’m not asking for a 100 yard dash or anything but how about some power walking? Even a healthy saunter would be better.
Let's do the math.
Me: Narcissistic egoist in a 4000 pound vehicle.
You: Fat tourist in Reeboks.
Doesn't matter who has the right. Right or wrong, you lose.
Comments
And have you noticed those who walk the slowest always take the longest route? Never directly across the road, they always walk diagonally adding another 10 seconds to the trip.
Posted by: Lynne | August 27, 2004 05:29 PM
Q: What do you call a large, smeared burger-like patty on the road?
A: Dead-right.
Posted by: Rayne | August 27, 2004 06:54 PM
More people should use the word "mosey". Seriously. It's a great word. My personal favorite use of the word?
"I'm going to mosey on down to the pussy coral"
Best drunken/webcam chat EVER.
Posted by: yvonne | August 28, 2004 08:12 AM