Wild kingdom.
Sure. He looks sweet.
Gentle.
Innocent.
And harmless.
The kind of face you just want to bite.
But don't be deceived. Evil lurks within.
And when you least expect it...the attack!
The violent end comes quickly for the wayward human. And the helpless victim lies bloodied and bruised, drenched up to his neck in sticky, Purina-scented, canine saliva. Trapped beneath an orange blur of green-eyed fury.
Comments
Is this the same gentle little thing you posted pictures of a while back when your folks first got him as a puppy? He sure looks cute in the second picture with his lower lip hooked on his teeth. Looks like good training to get your knuckles in shape for climbing though.
Posted by: kdub | August 17, 2004 09:59 PM
Wow....his head is even bigger than yours! (*wink!*)
Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr | August 17, 2004 10:55 PM
Aww. Looks like the worst you'll get from him is a bruise that'll last a couple weeks. I can just smell the 'Purina-scented, canine saliva'.
He's adorable. How old?
Posted by: tl | August 18, 2004 04:52 AM
What a good pup!
Reminds me of the soggy, mushy-faced fun I have with my bulldog. She gets her jowels caught on her lower teeth, too. :)
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | August 18, 2004 07:04 AM
OMG! He's such a cutie!!! You are so lucky. He's obviously a "savage jungle puppy" TM *snicker*
Sashinka
Posted by: Sashinka | August 18, 2004 11:58 AM
He's better looking than most of the men I've dated.
Posted by: melly | August 18, 2004 12:47 PM
he drools less than most of the men i've dated.
and he looks so terrifying too.
Posted by: tassy | August 18, 2004 05:51 PM
tassy, you make us all drool.
most of the women too.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | August 18, 2004 09:04 PM
What's his name?
Cute little muffin!
Posted by: Devorah | August 19, 2004 11:14 AM
Tassy will one day make me drool.
I'll be on that one thing at the gym where you run and it's like a conveyor belt at the airport.
I'll get a little ahead of myself, fall, and end up with a concussion. When I wake up, Tassy will be there with a doobie and boobies and we'll go to Hawaii and no on will make me wear a swimsuit.
The End.
Posted by: melly | August 19, 2004 09:33 PM
Do you know where that tongue has been?????
Ugh. Being an adult is so much more boring than the cereal-chewing-pet-owners we once were.
Posted by: kerewin | August 20, 2004 11:15 PM
melly - do you need a push? we can speed up this process!
Posted by: tassy | August 21, 2004 01:55 PM
What a darling puppy! He's got very clean, white teeth; now that's some love and care.
Posted by: Iris | August 22, 2004 01:10 AM
Does that poor dog know where that hand has been?
Posted by: jimbo east | August 23, 2004 03:05 PM