Had a good wanding lately?
So, just curious. After you and your grandmother have been properly stripped, fondled and wanded, and shown your driver's licenses to a half dozen different people who probably hate their jobs, let me ask you, do your feel safer, or just more inconvenienced? Seriously. If I'm gonna get the wand, at least make it Hitachi.
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Mmmmmm, wands. :) Depends who's behind the wand, in my opinion. A good looking security guy is welcome to "wand me" any time...
Posted by: NetChick | September 3, 2004 11:14 AM
Know what would make me feel safer? To have GWB back in Crawford, TX...permanently. Yep, that would help.
Posted by: Kath | September 3, 2004 05:15 PM
i'll bet that the wand you got is nothing like the ultrasound wand they use when you're first preggers... (quit yer whinin!) :P
Posted by: dvl | September 3, 2004 05:51 PM
No, I haven't been wanded lately. But depending on who is doing the wanding and where, I might be willing.
Posted by: Amy V | September 3, 2004 10:49 PM
dvl has a point...that wand puts most of you men to shame in length!
Posted by: tassy | September 4, 2004 07:19 AM
I've gotten the attention of many young men during my "preemptive strip." When I start taking off my jacket, shoes, and belt. See if they wand you after that ;)
Posted by: designatedblonde | September 5, 2004 11:29 PM
designated, i think i need to visit your airport more often.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | September 6, 2004 12:36 AM