It's fat free too!
Warm Sunday morning. Head still a little cloudy from two days of drinking. Walking through San Francisco's gritty Tenderloin, on the way back from the gym. Endorphins pumping. The angry, cutting intro of Slash's guitar from "Welcome To The Jungle" roaring through my headphones. And I'm amped. I start to strut.
Suddenly realize it's impossible to look like a bad ass when you are sucking on a very-berry fruit smoothie - no matter how much protein powder you put into it.
Comments
*cue music*
Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk...
Posted by: Bridget | October 31, 2004 10:41 AM
LMFAO
I think just sucking anything out of a straw kinda kills any macho-man vibe....
I remember seeing a comedian do a bit about this as well..
*glad you had a good weekend*
xoxo
melinda
Posted by: melina | October 31, 2004 11:27 AM
I'd have to agree with you on that. You know what else you can't eat and look like a bad ass? One of those Big Stick popsicles. Man, I miss those. I'm too embarrassed to eat one even in the privacy of my own home.
Posted by: smivey | November 1, 2004 10:46 AM
This is very true...
Posted by: hazel | November 1, 2004 05:09 PM
hell, i break pieces off a banana rather than felate that bastard.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | November 2, 2004 09:07 AM