Can I ask? having a bad day?
*HUGS*

Ha! Did Jimmy have a bad date?

So, I hear you can have voodoo rituals performed online, now. Yeah, they take Paypal.

I'm so sorry. Be careful, there are a lot of nutty women out there. And ladies? Give a brother a chance. You don't want someone who is better looking than you anyway, do you? How many ridiculously hot guys do you know who aren't assholes? Ok, now how many of them are single? There you go. If you don't want to listen to me that's fine. Go out with the guy who checks his hair in the back of a spoon during dinner. Cry to your girlfriends when you discover what we all knew - - he's an asshole. GO out with Jimbo. He WON'T check his hair in the spoon during dinner, you know that much.

xdm, that statement doesn't really apply to Jimbo because he happens to be ridiculously hot AND smart/funny/athletic/nice to animals/etc. :-)

Jimbo, I could take your post, change the pronoun, and fling it up on my website today, too. I hear ya.

expanding on xdm's comment-
making a general statement here-nothing personal whatsoever.

people in general need to look more at personality than appearance-physical attraction is important but and a big but it is-

how many times has this happened to you--you meet someone and the are physically beautiful/stunning, then after you get to know them they are not really all that attractive. conversly you meet someone and your first impression is they look ok/average whatever but as you get to know them they become more and more attracive to you.

a lot of really genuine, good people (men and women)get passed by just because they are average looking-

jimbo at least you can get your foot in the door because you are easy on the eyes. some of us only get to look through the window

just my twisted observations/experience/2 cents/ whatever

I gather Sunday did not happen or it went badly. Tomorrow is another day and anything is possible. See you soon and looking forward to your visit. I am glad I do not fit into that catorgory. I perfer mine better - martyr. Love you my son.

you go mom!!!

i'm never gonna get used to that.

Now that's the Jimmy that I'm looking for. Get mad at them, hot and hideous alike. bitches... I vote yes for the new, angry, in-your-face Jimbo. This could be a baby step out of that Metro world. Have another 6 pack of Bud Light and say it out loud. "Bitches" You'll get there.

And I vote for a lot more input from the Big Momma on DC.

FUCKIN A!!!

does this mean you'll finally be getting into that dom role i'm so into? :P

Cross over to the gay side, Jimbo. It's much better here. We have all the fun stuff you mentioned PLUS rampant drug and alcohol addiction, shameless narcissism, and a "compassionate," "representative" government hell-bent on legally classifying us as second-class citizens.

On the flip side, we statistically have larger penises.

careful admiting that around here jake, there are more than a few women on this site (and you know who you are TASSY), who are bound to demand you provide them with proof.

Oh, PLEASE. I'm a gay man. It goes without saying that there are (flattering, well-lit) pictures of my (color-corrected, suitable-for-framing) mighty prong lurking here and there on the (most prestigious sites on the) Internet.

You just have to know where to look.

Well Jake, I just went looking for those flattering, well-lit pictures of your color-corrected, suitable-for-framing mighty prong becuase that's just the type of gal I am and I didn't see any on your site. >:-( Having visited though, I will revise my earlier statement. Ridiculously hot guys are either assholes, taken or GAY and I'm thinking that you are the last two.

shallow - check
diseased - check
philandering - check
abusive - check
manipulative - check

Mighty Jimbo, can I come back to you now that I've found everything I deserve?

Xdm: Flattery will get you everywhere (except in my pants 'cause you're a chick).

And, for the record, I am NOT taken. (In case you missed that, World: I am NOT taken!)

up next at beefcake clearinghouse we have one, hot, single, gay male with no apparent body hair. photographic evidence of an above average penis can be provided upon request. where shall we begin the bidding? $50? remember, tmj and digitalcatharsis will receive a 15% cut of the sale.

and jake, for the record, this blog is here so *i* can get laid via the intenet. from now on you will have to find your OWN street corner.

;-)

Body hair: a victim of relentless manscaping

Street corner/getting laid: I am appalled -- APPALLED -- that you think that *I* would use my blog for anything so base and vulgar as procuring muscular men with firm, round asses and thick, kissable lips to engage in vile, sweaty acts of ... um ...

Where was I?

jimbo, come to Chicago. Here the all-natural women just want a man who looks hot while he cooks dinner and discusses where he plans to take his lady on his VFR.
Oh. Just me?

ok. who is this jake guy. and where are the pictures of his massive member? i don't care if he's gay, i'll strap one on and call myself a boy if it means i get to look.

Arr.

Mmmmm... Tassy with a strap-on....

this reminds me of the time that we went to that party together and we were totally checking out all the women that you could hit on and how they were sooo crushing hard on you all dressed in your leathers, and then we went riding on your bike through the streets of hollywood and we picked up that tranny and all ended up at miss kitty's for strap-on night just like in that movie we rented over memorial day weekend-- oh wait... i'm thinking of someone else... what was i saying? oh yeah, don't do drugs and stay in school.

Ive been reading your stuff 4 awhile now. Your sexy and funny and smart! U should come to Canada, Canadian girls are way cool and great in bed.. something about the long cold winters, I think. :D

lilith, there was one particular canadian woman who was a rather prominent feature around these parts for a long time. not sure i'm ever gonna do that again. sorry. she has tainted your people.

Never mind my sister!! Kidding.. sorry to hear.

Ok, this is where I get frustrated. I have tried flirting with guys who I think are attractive, down to earth, and I would like to know better. They dont respond. HELP!!

Lucky me: I live in Belgium...

Perhaps the women in Orange County should meet the lying, non-phone call returning, self-centered, Cosco date taking, asshole men in Los Angeles County. Perhaps they should get married and move to Canada.