Fun with cams...
Faster than a sale on Jimmy Choo's!
Stronger than the smell from the cosmetics counter at Macy's!
Able to leap lines at night clubs in a single bound!
It's METRO MAN!

Now if he could only figure out how to properly accessorize a cape...



Comments
Why, with the perfect pair of boots and a belt, of course. You didn't know that?
Posted by: Shamrock | November 12, 2004 06:48 PM
There is actually a wonderful and enlightening discussion in _The Incredibles_ that lists the reason why fashionable superheros would not ever be caught in a cape. I recommend it.
Posted by: Heather | November 13, 2004 07:36 AM
Boots and a belt would work . . . but brooches are all the rage. And no Metro Man would be complete without three to hold his cape tightly around his neck!
Posted by: pismire | November 13, 2004 01:08 PM
no capes! you might get sucked into a vortex or something...
Posted by: ratty | November 14, 2004 12:04 PM
yeah, but do i have to wear my underwear OVER my mavi jeans?
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | November 16, 2004 08:49 AM