I gotta lay off the vodka.
Have you ever noticed that Eastern European women don't seem to have any middle ground with regard to physical beauty? Seriously. Like they don't have any average or "attractive" people. It's either supermodel, or dear-God-it's-coming-toward-me. Pretty much a choice between Paulina Porizkova or Mrs. Potatohead.
Maybe this is just the liquor talking tonight.
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Pick-up lines for either occasion:
"Hey, cuttie--I'm an American Citizen, and you can be too!"
"Excuse me, would you like me to shave that hard-to-reach spot on your back for you?"
(Oh... I'm going to hell now.)
Posted by: Matt | November 11, 2004 09:02 AM
Coming from a long line of Eastern Europeans on both sides of the family, I'm EXTREMELY insulted that you stole this idea for a blog topic from me. Pretty accurate assessment, I'd have to say.
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | November 11, 2004 11:23 AM
perhaps we'd all be better off it the wall had stayed up... fear the mustache.
Posted by: SEAN | November 11, 2004 04:00 PM
Having lived in Serbia for two years, I vouch for this statement.
And it seems that even the attractive ones start losing their "attractiveness" when they age...
Posted by: Ange. | November 11, 2004 06:58 PM
And where did this thought suddenly come from???
Posted by: Jennifer | November 11, 2004 10:29 PM
i blame the liquor.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | November 11, 2004 11:17 PM
ROFL!
Posted by: carrie | November 15, 2004 09:22 AM