You people are a chatty bunch when I get you fired up. Sixty comments? You all should know better than to pick a fight with Bridget. Those legal types don't back down easy. Still, I like that about you, no matter on what side of the fence you sit. Except you wacky red people on the wrong side. I'm blocking all your IPs today.

I'm posting all this from my new Powerbook 12 inch, 1.3 ghz G4 with a superdrive and 1.25 gig of RAM. Seems that when I bought my new camera it was only a matter of time before I would kill my beloved Titanium with hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of photos - all about 3 megabytes a piece. I was looking at $600 in upgrades for memory and disk, and as my Apple was three years old I decided it was probably money better spent to spring for a new one.

I opted for portability this time around and went with the foot-long, but I already miss that 15 inch screen. I may need to swap this one out at the Apple store.

Anyway, between the camera and the computer I've been taking pictures like a new parent, only without the poop and sleepless nights. And really, no matter how expensive this Mac, it's still way cheaper than a college education.

Regardless, I've even got three different women who have seen my pics (OK everyone's favorite has been in most of my pics so that probably doesn't count) and want me to shoot them for book covers, promotional materials and general internet naughtiness.

Don't envy me yet. I may get to take pictures of pretty girls, but it's still been more than three months since I have had a date. Although that should be changing tonight. Figures I would visit San Francisco only to meet a girl from OC. Go me!

On to the artsy photo crap.