A little goes a long way.
So not to disclose too much information about my personal life (right), but not so long ago a certain lady friend and I purchased a bottle of Pjur Eros "personal lubricant." Hey, never can tell when you might need a good moisturizer and lubricant around the house for skin conditioning and "therapeutic body massage."
Regardless, it was brought to my attention by a dear, dear friend with more than her fair share of experience in this kind of product that "eros" spelled backwards is "sore."
Ironic cause that's exactly what you aren't supposed to be if you are using it, uh, backwards.
Thank you! I'm here all week!
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yay! working again! now i can go back to wasting time commenting with all you other procrastinators.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | December 16, 2004 10:01 AM
Umm .... I don't know what to say. Thanks for sharing?
Posted by: Anne | December 16, 2004 10:33 AM
hum- I also posted about lube last night---the same but different
http://www.flickr.com/photos/twisteduterus/2244600/
Posted by: twisteduterus | December 16, 2004 11:39 AM
Yes, yes it does go a long way. I'm having all kinds of nasty thoughts about that now, thanks!
Posted by: Amy V | December 16, 2004 01:43 PM
Definition: \E"ros\, n. [L., fr. Gr. ? love, ? (personified) Eros, fr.
? to love.] (Greek Myth.)
Love; the god of love; -- by earlier writers represented as one of the first and creative gods, by later writers as the son of Aphrodite, equivalent to the Latin god Cupid.
So, if you "love" enough... Then, yes, you should be sore ;) LOL! Lube or no lube, skin is a very thin layer!
Posted by: NetChick | December 16, 2004 06:10 PM
what ever happened to saliva...?
Posted by: SEAN | December 17, 2004 09:55 AM
...saliva is *not* a lubricant.
Posted by: NetChick | December 17, 2004 05:10 PM
well, with some good saliva swapping i have found that other parts will get nice and lubricated.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | December 17, 2004 06:02 PM
I bet in Eros' age they didn't need all the fancy stuff.
Whatever happened to plain olive oil?
100% pur virgin of course.
Posted by: Cleo | December 17, 2004 10:15 PM
i have actually used olive oil that way. long story, but an ex swore by the stuff.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | December 20, 2004 07:41 PM