Clueless.
I am so ashamed.
I suck.
I've lived on this peninsula for nearly ten years.
I have been writing (occasionally) funny stories for nearly three.
How did I not notice the cosmic, commercial serendipity that "Woody's" bar is located right next to "Hooters?"
It took Elaine one, ONE trip to my house to notice that.
Ten years.
This is four blocks away.
I'm slipping, people.
I think I need to turn over the keyboard to her for a while.



Comments
speaking of turning things over, i hear it's not good for new motorcycles to just sit for 6 months unused. remember me!
Posted by: bmw | December 20, 2004 07:36 AM
surely there's an in & out burger nearby... there has to be, right?
Posted by: SEAN | December 20, 2004 08:35 AM
well hell. i thought it was funny.
Posted by: the mighty jimbo | December 20, 2004 08:58 PM
yeah. i think you've lost your nielsen ratings since announcing the temporary patch for your virus... where the hell is xdm?
Posted by: SEA N | December 20, 2004 10:29 PM
Here I am!
Sorry, I was busy watching FOX News..
Posted by: Xdm | December 21, 2004 06:20 AM