Uber Hottie Friend in Long Beach: He bought me this jacket for Christmas. And these shoes!
TMJ: Nice! How many dates have you been on?
UHFiLB: Two. You don't think he's just buttering me up to get into my pants?
TMJ: Duh.
UHFiLB: Hey! I think I should be insulted by that!
TMJ: No way. You should be insulted if he thinks you are so easy that he DOESN'T need to butter you up!
UHFiLB: Good point.