Dear Unsolicited Internet Marketers Who Deserve a Flaming Case of Ass Cancer:

Thank you so much for the regular and often repeated information about how I can achieve more powerful erections. Your frequent interest in the turgidity of my member is much appreciated. However, if you REALLY want to interest me in a product, a drug that would guarantee a more utilized erection would be a much better sell.

Thank you.

PS: Unless your all-natural, herbal pills are orally administered by scantily-clad underwear models, they aren't gonna do a goddam thing for my erection.