Leave your liver at home.
In my kitchen you will find:
Two liters of Sky.
Almost two liters of Kettle One.
Half a liter of Absolut.
A liter of vanilla vodka.
A liter of some random designer vodka.
Two liters of Bombay Sapphire.
A gallon of my famous sangria (where are you
Jaden
?).
A bottle of Corralejo Reposado.
A bottle of Don Julio Reposado.
A case of Corona.
Some Midori.
Some Kahlua.
Some Wild Turkey.
And a smidge of Brazilian Cachaca for caipirinhas.
Mix liberally with a few hot occasional lesbians, a couple gay boys on motorcycles, an internet porn star or two, a whole bunch of hot rock climbers, an iPod full of good house, down tempo and hip hop, a web cam, and a freshly shorn Mighty Jimbo, and I think you have the recipe for a good house party in Newport Beach.
Are you coming?
It's your last chance to bid me adieu.
Comments
i wanna see the pink-haired freaks!
(and i mean "freaks in a good way". wave that freak flag high!!)
Posted by: bmw | January 8, 2005 01:14 PM
oh, i am *so* there. save some khalua for me and my white russian friends. ;)
Posted by: skampy | January 8, 2005 01:17 PM
aw, wish i could go - already commited to watching the charger's game w/ friends. have a fabulous time & come back in one piece. i'll miss your comments over @ dooce's.
Posted by: becky | January 8, 2005 02:39 PM
Don't forget the token hot chubby chick cause I am *so* there :)
Even if I will have to borrow a boat to get from Hollywood to Newport...
Posted by: amandarin | January 8, 2005 03:17 PM
If it weren't for all these damn time zones I'd definately be there. Good luck, safe trip!
Posted by: Heather | January 8, 2005 07:21 PM
ahem... "litre". ;)
Posted by: heather | January 8, 2005 08:03 PM
Um, is the Bombay the Blue Sapphire kind? Or regular? I go for Blue . . .
Posted by: Shamrock | January 8, 2005 08:59 PM
..which one am i?
i CAME!
Posted by: tassy | January 9, 2005 02:08 AM
You know how to party, mighty Jimbo!! Have a drink for me and I'll just have to wish you goodbye from here! Safe journey!
Posted by: cee | January 9, 2005 09:36 AM
i don't even know a third of the alcohol you listed. perhaps a sign of motherhood plus age playing its toll on me. but what really caught my attention was the tunes you had listed. which is somewhat sad because a younger me would have been more attentive to the two 'occassional' lesbians.
Posted by: shy | January 9, 2005 12:44 PM
If I could turn back time...I'd hop on a plane and be at that party. It looks like you threw down. Thanks for posting the pictures! I -heart- the pink people!
Best wishes for the trip of a lifetime. I look foward to every detail on this blog when you get back!
Posted by: Slappy | January 9, 2005 07:40 PM
Believe it or not, dude... I was in LA this Saturday and wanted to come by the party desperately. However, I was in town for my brother's 30th birthday and the 20 of us were too busy tearing up his house and most of greater Manhattan Beach the night of your gig. :(
Looks like I missed a GREAT party... because I was at another GREAT party. Hey, I win! =)
Best of luck to you Jimbo! See you down the road.
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | January 10, 2005 07:45 AM
Seriously, where was I?
So sorry my liver and I missed all the fun.
Posted by: jaden | January 10, 2005 10:32 AM
Dang. If I'd known in advance, I could've made it THREE gay boys on motorcycles.
Well, I'm not really gay...but I DO live in West Hollywood and have been known to call items of clothing "cute." Isn't that close enough?
Posted by: sean | January 13, 2005 05:15 PM