Now I don't wanna leave.
It's an El Nino year. It's been pouring rain on and off for weeks on end. Hell, it's been raining non-stop for five days straight. The worst storm to hit California since 1966. And despite "Wet Watch 2005," fifty people braved the terrible, treacherous trek to my house in order to celebrate that they won't have to see me again for at least six months.
And really, if that isn't reason to celebrate, I don't know what is.
Well, sure I do.
How about two bottles of good tequila?
It only gets uglier from here. The house was filled with happy, largely intoxicated people. Part of me thinks maybe I was the only intoxicated one, but as we managed to finish four bottles of vodka, two bottles of tequila, a galon of sangria, and lord knows how many beers, I'm thinking that I wasn't alone in the altered state. At least three people boarded airplanes to attend this little shindig. Others drove in from cities across SoCal. We had gay people, straight people, occasionally gay people, and several straight people who may not have been too sure about that after the liquor started to flow. There were people making out on the couch, people making out on the balcony, people making out on my bed, and as someone broke a candle in my shower, I'm thinking even it saw some action. At different points in the night, several people licked my ear. And with this crowd and the amount of tequila in my bloodstream, I'm not entirely sure which people they were.
It all began with that tequila, sweet, sweet nectar of the devil, and kids, like I said, it only gets uglier from here. The rest of the debauchery is behind the link in order to protect the innocent. Oh hell. Who am I kidding? At this party, NOBODY was innocent.
(Photographs courtesy of, well, nearly everyone.)
Brent managed to be the stealth freak all night, randomly popping up in the background of nearly every picture to make some ridiculous face. Brent, you are welcome at my parties ANYTIME.
I love this photo. You'd think that as often as I have seen those boobs, I'd be bored with them by now. Apparently not. So busted.
Which of these two clean-cut, seemingly-normal, shockingly-suburban, pretty people knows more about off-road vehicles, dirt bikes and getting naughty on ski boats? Total toss up.
I do know who has the better boobs. See what you people miss? Occasional lesbians rule.
It's not a party until the pink people arrive. Don't like this blog? Blame the pink people. One way or another, it's all their fault. And I so love them for it.
It starts here.
It end here. The girls ask. The girls get. Enough said.
Do you see the way she is looking at him? Do you? Oh, Halcyon, how I envy what's gonna happen later. This woman has plans I tell you. Evil, evil plans. Just make sure you send me pictures.
It starts here.
It ends here. Why Todd has decided to lick MY ear is something I still haven't figured out, but I do know this made him VERY popular with our Laguna Beach guests.
Maybe I shouldn't mention that all of these women at one point or another have been in my bed. Whether or not I was there with them, that's something for your imagination.
That she flew down from San Francisco just to see me off is what is keeping the smile that she put on my face with this smooch. Bridget, I love you so.
Thank you all for coming. Plan on a follow up in July. More sun. Less clothing. Seriously, how can you resist?
Want to see ALL the dirt? You can find the rest of it here .
Comments
Woo-hoo! First comment!! Heh.
Seriously, thanks for opening comments here so that I can publicly thank you for the great time I had this weekend. I really enjoyed seeing you and meeting so many great people.
I eagerly await your homecoming party. =)
Posted by: Bridget | January 10, 2005 11:14 AM
Haven't been here in months and when I do, I get exactly what I came here for: pictures of stupidly good-looking people drinking and baring skin. Keep up the good work!
Posted by: sac | January 10, 2005 11:20 AM
As posted in the comments of another post, looks like I missed a great party. I was in LA over the weekend, but was totally tied up with my brother's 30th bday party at his place in Manhattan Beach. Too many gigs, too little time.
And Jim's friends just get hotter and hotter. Unbelieveable.
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | January 10, 2005 11:51 AM
whew! I'm so glad I didn't go--you people are way too good looking to hang out with. ;P
Seriously, it looks like a great party. Have a fabulous trip, Jimbo.
Posted by: Daniella | January 10, 2005 03:56 PM
I'm afraid to let you go without a big 'SAFE TRIP' & please come back occasionally to let us in on what's going on. Have a great time & take lots of pics.
Posted by: Lindy | January 10, 2005 04:40 PM
sigh.
I'm sad, but I would have thrown up from feeling so ugly around all of the beautiful people.
I'm such a self centered bitch, I totally should have went and hugged you... at least. Like you care, but I still feel sad about it.
Good luck to you.
Posted by: yvonne | January 10, 2005 05:37 PM
jimbo - kick ass on your trip, man. this is it for you, dude. you've got 6 months to get it all out. i've come to know you more over the past year than in the previous 14, and i'm glad i did.
take care out there, and if you ever find yourself needing any inspiration, just remember - i write the songs that make the whole world sing. i write the songs of love and special things. i write the songs that make the young girls cry. i write the songs, i write the songs.
seriously, bro - i'm as excited for you as the rest of your friends, and i can't wait to hear the stories. just promise me, sweet jesus, that you will remember and apply some of the knowledge that i've tried to impart on you... it's good... and kick a penguins ass for me. fuckers.
Posted by: SEAN | January 10, 2005 10:23 PM
p.s. have 3 me kongs for me. you will find those in thailand or equivalent asian outposts. once finished, ask the barkeep where one might find a quality basket swinger. pay whatever it costs, sit back, and enjoy.
Posted by: SEAN | January 10, 2005 10:43 PM
Have a great trip, Jimbo! :)
(If only I had known that there would be free-flowing tequila...)
Posted by: Nicole | January 11, 2005 07:16 AM
wow, what an awesome party, full of awesome people. i think i left before the throngs of admiring females hoisted Jimbo onto their shoulders and carried him around the apartment. i don't think the guy stopped smiling once the whole time.
Seriously, have a good trip- we will all miss ya.
Mighty's Mom, you raised a good son there!
Posted by: bmw | January 11, 2005 07:51 AM
yes! fun! glad to be there, see everyone, etc. let me know when the next shindig is, the one with less clothing.
Posted by: tassy | January 11, 2005 03:57 PM
lordy, lordy, lordy. How I wish I could have been there to help you celebrate, Jimbo. Glad you had a great time. Bon voyage!
Posted by: peter | January 13, 2005 03:12 PM