Flog worthy.
My favorite lipstick-lesbian girl-slut turned thirty-fi...I mean twenty-eight today. Bridget , of all my far-too-far-away internet friends, you are still the one I miss the most of all. And you have the best legs. And you are so fun at parties . And OC-biker-homosexuals adore you. And really, how do you argue with them? So happy birthday! And look at the upside: You aren't just getting older. You are getting more spankings from hot lesbians!
The Official Response: "Thank you!! I think I'll hold at 30, actually. I like that age. But good point about the spankings. You can never have too many spankings from hot lesbians. And by spankings, I mean deep tongue kissing and heavy petting. And by hot lesbians, I mean TASSY ."
I think the thought of that will light EVERYONE'S candle. Happy birthday you legal eagle. And enjoy all the spankings sure to come.
Comments
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Posted by: the mighty jimbo | February 28, 2006 11:35 AM
do you have an erection?
no?
if the thought of bridget and tassy making out doesn't give you wood, nothing will.
forget about cialis, you're hopeless. ;-)
Posted by: tassyPINK | February 28, 2006 11:38 AM
I never got one of these for MY birthday.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tassy/105867480/
Then again, I am not a hot lipstick lesbian. Darn it.
And no Brent, don't bother. The hotpants wouldn't be the same. :)
Posted by: TnInAz | February 28, 2006 08:07 PM
Thank you, sweetie. I miss you too. So move to NorCal already, dammit.
I'm your favorite lipstick lesbian girl-slut?!?! That's some pretty high praise right there!
And yay for OC biker homosexuals! They do, after all, have impeccable taste. ;c)
As for Tassy, I don't think I need to add anything more to what's already been said. *licks lips*
Posted by: Bridget | February 28, 2006 10:39 PM